Beertastrophe

A beer related event considered catastrophic to serious beer drinkers.

Karl approached the bar and requested his favorite, high quality draft beer. The bartender pulled the tap and discovered the keg was empty. The bartender explained they were out of his beer and offered him a Bud Light. Karl thought, "what a beertastrophe!"

Paul was out with friends at their local pub. They were sitting at a table. The smoking hot waitress had just delivered a fresh round of pints for everyone. As Paul stood up to leave the table for the restroom, he accidentally bumped the table, causing six freshly poured pints to spill over. Brian belted out "party foul", but he was quickly corrected when Jim said, "dude, that's a beertastrophe!"

by Titleist2002 August 20, 2013

Bert

A shmexy fellow who will probably move to a different school after being at you school for maybe a month. He acts gay but that okay because it's Bert and you have to love that stupid cutie. Total ladies man, sweet as a pickle.

Girl: "Omg who's that?"
Guy: "Oh, that's Bert, we use to be friends in Elementary."
Girl: "Well damn, he's cute."

by Astrogirl435 June 27, 2016

Bertil

A Bertil is often very short and very akward. He takes good care of his family but dosnt know how to make a move on a girl.

John: Yoo that guys really short
Ben: He must be named Bertil

by Lillostreet06 April 19, 2021

roll with bert

The process of smoking dro, or weed

"What are we gonna do this weekend?"
"Roll with bert!"

by paulwalll March 3, 2008

Bert and Ernie

Code word for when one of your buddies is hitting on some ugly bitch. A way of breaking the ice to him without saying she's ugly.

day after: Hey man, thanks for bert and ernie'ing me last night, I didn't want to hook up with that big bitch.

by derek_nesta March 4, 2008

Q*bert

An arcade game from 1982, one of the more anoying arcade games that came out during that time. The basic gist is you control the little orange alien Q*bert around the M. C. Escher style levels. Q*bert must jump on ever square while avoiding a varity of colored blobs. The controls are clunky at best, and at times they will leave you yelling out in frustraiton. All in all the game is highly addictive, but it's not worth the hassle of breaking somthing in a fit of rage.

Guy 1: Hey what happen to all your money?

Guy2 : I blew it all on that damn arcade game

Guy 1: Which one?

Guy 2: Q*bert. the colors man, the colors.

by Maigg July 19, 2006

Bertha

Bertha is an illegal drug, commonly used in the southeastern Ukrainian regions. Users will take a hollow shell made of solidified Crack Cocaine, filled with weed smoke and coated generously in Mexican Black Tar Heroin. Users will then load this into a Big Bertha Cannon and send the drugs into their rectal cavity. This drug is very illegal, but rarely used because of the high prices to import Heroin from North America. People refer to this as the "Finisher drug," because it is said that those who take Bertha and survive never will do another drug again.

"Did you hear about Mike? He died trying Bertha last night!"
"AW, thought that pussy could take it."

by waetaermaelaen August 16, 2014