bearders tongue

When giving oral sex to a female, the piece of skin connecting your tongue to your mouth splits.

I went down on her for at least four hours before bearders tongue set in.

by SeniorMus June 6, 2016

Beardled

For a gay man to rub his bushy beard all over you

Jack walked over and beardled me during the J.O sesh.

by Jaxaboy June 21, 2016

Betarded

1. (adjective) (To be 'betarded')
When a child, (typically Asian), is disappointed with a B grade or higher in an officially sat examination.

2. (verb) (To 'betard'.)
To have 'retardedness' bestowed upon oneself or someone else.

1.
A: "You got a B!? You are a disappointment! You have dishonoured this family!"
B: "Jeez, mom. Quit being so betarded!"

2.
A: "We have our final exam tomorrow, and I haven't revised."
B: "Okay, chill, let's betard everyone else by reading them Trump quotes, so our results don't look as bad."

by DatBoiAJ October 23, 2016

beardensation

Like condensation, but for beards. When a bearded man goes for a walk on a cold morning, hot breath can leave condensation on ones beard. Meaning you have a wet beard, despite going out dry.

Please dont kiss me, your all covered in beardensation and i dont want to get wet.

by nico-p March 7, 2018

Bearddruff

Beard dandruff

I have really bad bearddruff.

by Yr mother July 5, 2024

Teddy Beared

When using the mystery box in Call of Duty World at War Zamobie Nazis, you receive the Teddy bear as a reward. Which in turn sends the mystery box to another destintion.

Ex1- Aw man you Fucking Teddy Beared it.

Or if u with Brithish people- Aw you fucking yankee wankier you Teddy Beared it!

by Real Ass White Nicca October 27, 2009

HUVr boarded

To get insanely excited for something, only to discover its not real or you cant have it.

Like when someone gives you one of those prank scratch tickets and you reveal a million dollar winner and you freak out and they laugh at you and tell you its fake.

"Dude, you just HUVr boarded me! Jerk!"

by JezebelfromHell March 19, 2014