Bearded Vulture

When you perform oral sex on a dead woman with a lot of pubic hair.

"I have so many pubic hairs in my teeth because I went all bearded vulture on Bea Arthur

by vcasino April 16, 2010

Bearded Ladies

A term given to the oddly dressed gent sporting a beard and a well maintained ladylike bun type hairstyle.

Wow there is lots of bearded ladies at the shopping center today, is the circus in town.

by S F R June 5, 2015

the breaded cutlet

when getting a bj on the beach, blow your load on her cheek and shove her head in the sand.

dude i so gave sally the breaded cutlet.

by the original special one August 21, 2011

breaded porkchop

a man with a hairy chest and back.

He took his shirt off by the pool and I realized he was a breaded porkchop.

by Katie Pecker March 13, 2008

bearded prunes

your balls after puberty, and possibly in the heat

I stuck my bearded prunes in her mouth when I tea-bagged her.

by Pussylover3000 April 8, 2006

bended knee

an act that requires one to get on a knee while giving the hang loose sign and placing various objects on the body.

He did a bended knee on top of the dumpster while balancing a Coke on his head.

The frequency of bended knees was common at the party last weekend.

A group of friends gathered around the fireplace to perform a bended knee.

by Shane Murray January 10, 2008

beaked

Angry, agitated, upset, totally pissed off. Derived from the phrase "Getting your Beak out of joint."

Dude, the wad was totally Beaked when you kicked him in the nutsack!

by Fez Monkey August 10, 2005