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Turkey-Bacon

1. To spam an online discussion with inane and off-topic comments in an attempt to stifle intelligent debate. Usually done by insecure forum members (fanboys) who are unable to acknowledge or discuss negative aspects of their chosen platform.

2. To derail an online discussion under the guise of "self-moderation".
This term originated on the Playstation 3 (PS3) section of the well respected site AVS Forum. A thread was started to discuss the (then) recently announced $1 billion loss by Sony and how that would affect the pricing and future of the PS3. A small minority of forum members took this to be an attack on the PS3 and proceeded to inundate the thread with off-topic banter and in-jokes (involving turkey-bacon and waffles). Regular forum members continued to try to intelligently analyse the subject, but these postings were overwhelmed by off-topic chatter and the thread eventually closed.
by John Q Law January 22, 2009
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Baconism

the belief that the giant pig in the sky once farted this is what we know today as the "big bang" all the mathane particles conjoined into what is today matter, but in fact each part of matter is simple a different strip of bacon, and what we know as cells, are just minature pigs moving around on and in us,, the air and everything we breathe is simple methane, our farts arent truly methane, but our farts are oxygen the government has told us otherwise, we dont require oxygen to live but methane supplyed by the "pig in the sky", one day, pigs will begin to fly and rule the world under a baconist community, all will be lead by bacon and all who refuse its almighty power will be subject to spend life in the anti-bacon realm of baconyess, those who obey will be blessed with free bacon for all eternity.
ALL HAIL BACONISM
by um1'sgon'die June 13, 2011
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cut bacon off your back

1. a threat to a person during an altercation. 1. Made popular from an episode of the chappelle show (the spoof real world episode)
2. someone who is so fat, that you could make bacon out of his back rolls.
1.Keep talking and I'll cut some bacon off your back.
2. dude if you don't stop eating, I'll be able to cut cut bacon off your back.
by rodosboy August 11, 2008
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smoke my bacon

used in atlanta awhile back,which means,"suck my dick".
a mans dick or "penis" is also known as meat, so bacon is meat. Say you were at the dinner table and someone say something you dont like,instead of saying, "suck my dick" out loud and being rude, just be polite and say, "smoke my bacon".
by Ocho Suerte February 11, 2009
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Baconator

Synonym for good or awesome. Anything cool, great or just better than everything else.
Oh my god! Did you just see him shock out a beer pong trip? That shit was so fucking baconator!!!!!

Wow, John just slapped some bitch in the face. So baconator.
by evan bartleman October 13, 2007
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Bacon lips

A woman's labia after excessive sexual activity resembling Canadian bacon. Also known as roast beef curtains.
After running train on Alison, she had some serious bacon lips!
by Angelo Daniels June 6, 2009
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back bacon

backbacon is the fat that hangs over a woman's bra straps in the back. this is usually apparent for several reasons:

1)her bra and/or shirt is too tight/small
2)she is overweight
3) a combination of all of the above.

fat girls are notorious for back bacon either because they have outgrown their bras or are in denial that they have such bacon...a larger shirt should cover up the incidental back bacon that can occur even on a thinner woman when a bra is pinching.
back bacon has an unmistakable look...while walking behind a woman, you can see the outline of her bra and the resulting fat spilling over the top of the bra in the back, resembling rolly/rippling lumps that resemble bacon or a pack of franks. x2 if the bacon bounces when she walks, sorta like a muffin top but with the bra vs. the pants
this broad at BJ's was so fat that her back bacon jiggled when she laughed!

her back bacon is making me sick...that shirt is way too small and so is that bra.

did you see the back bacon on that fat girl in front of us in line? looks like a pack of oscar mayers.
by alicia s April 15, 2008
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