Boob baiting

The practice of trolling women to get them to expose themselves in an effort to prove they are in fact women.

I'm a woman, and I'm on an mmo." "Lies, theres no girls on the internet. Prove it. Show us your tits." "Jeez if thats what it will take.. " "Don't do it! He's just boob baiting

by Karavor August 18, 2010

m.bating

This is slang for masturbating, the short way of saying it. Also the less embarrassing way of saying masturbating when speaking around adults and strangers.

ex. I caught him m.bating two times!
ex. I really enjoy a m.bating in the afternoon.

by rando September 30, 2005

beat barfing

when someone tries to make a techno bass beat in the back of their throat and it ends up sounding like they're either hacking up a major loogie or they're about to vomit.

Dude, I heard some guy trying to put down a mad beat the other day, but he really just ended up beat barfing.

by anonymousessss March 21, 2011

emily barling

The most amazing, sweetest, prettiest, intelligent girl anyone will meet. People love her because her personality and all of her traits make her so lovable. Emily is just the most beautiful and amazing girl you will ever find. Guys fall in love with her all day long because of her charm. Emily is just so amazing that no other girl will stand a chance against her.

Emily barling is just so amazing I can't explain it .

by 17171727 john March 21, 2017

barking squirrel

typically used as an excuse when someone farts

Jamie: did you just fart?
Damian: No, that was a barking squirrel

by chadlamo January 29, 2012

Master of Baiting

The one meme that hasn't been cashed in yet, unlike bitcoin.

Typically used as a nerd exercise in which a whole bunch of words are strung together to sound like the person is saying "masturbating". It is possible to accidentally say the word "masturbating", essentially why it is only performed by people whose IQ exceed the combined number of push ups, bench presses, and sit ups they can achieve over the course of a year.

Also a term used in fishing to describe the biggest and baddest masters of the bait. Otherwise known as a really good fish catcher.

"Don't worry, my friend is a bait master. When he fishes, he pulls out his master rod to bait all the master fish. Once they get baited, the master of fishing, A.K.A my friend bait master, with reel in these mastered fishes that were completely baited. Now where are we?"

"Ha! My dad is a Master of Baiting, he can bait ten feesh at once to get mastered completely by the bait!"

by xXTrollingPvPXx February 4, 2018

batting material

Batting material is another word for Pornography or Eye candy

Phil is running low on fresh Batting Material, so he gets all angry and tetchy.

by dr.rob May 17, 2004