musket balling

When you're getting freaky and you let someone shove malted milk balls in your ass and push it further in with a twix bar.

So I found a hobo and a raccoon in a dumpster and the bum was musket balling the fuck out of him.

by I have the milkshakes August 19, 2015

Whore-baiting

A person that uses their sexuality to get ahead in business or life, then complains when a sexual advance is made towards them.

You hear Brian got fired?

No. What happened? He was great at his job!

He asked the new girl to go for drinks. Just another victim of whore-baiting.

by Boozehound$ November 16, 2017

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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

Suicide Baiting

The act of convincing someone that you just committed suicide or are about to commit suicide.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear? Guy 3's exe tried suicide baiting him
Guy 2: What the fuck?

by 67memes February 8, 2020

boiling toilet

When the receiving member of a rim job decides to flatulate in the face of the person administering the deed.

Sheila was trying to go where I didn't want her to so I gave her the old boiling toilet.

by Sean March 18, 2004

balingit

A little round, Brown, person from the phillipines that has a fondness of rice and buffets. Also see pornocopia.....

The balingits of lake county...

by ba09 March 12, 2008

Cotton balling

The act of soaking a cotton ball in any type of alcohol until the cotton ball is saturated. One then places the cotton ball up their butt in order to quicken the effects of being drunk.

Dude, did you see Jeffery last night?
No, Why?
He was cotton balling out of his mind.

by MedMen October 15, 2010