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jizz bagel

placing a bagal around your gentitals and using it as a masturbating device later to jizz on it and eat it
I am so humgry i can eat a jizz bagel
by Cool kid77 February 19, 2015
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Eat bagel

In a fencing bout when you win 5-0, you have earned the right for your teammates to shout "Eat bagel!" as a celebration because 0 looks like a delicious bagel.
"They just swept 5-0?? LETS GO!! EAT BAGEL" - Your teammate after you win a bout 5-0
by TehSwaggeest August 22, 2021
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Slagle The Bagel

To have sexual relations with someone in regards to any type of sexual conduct
Hey jeff did you ever slagle Jennifer's bagle.
Hey tommy I think I wanna slagle your bagel.
Hey Marissa lets go to the car so I can slagle your bagle.
I want to go to the hotel and slagle the bagle.
Slagle The Bagel
by Jeff gorby February 12, 2021
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suck a bagel

A predominantly Southern Minnesotan term, used around the twin cities suburban area. Meaning the same as "Suck my dick" or other similar phrases.
Andy: I definitely cheated off of your test answers man
Noah: Go suck a bagel, Andy
by klausjoneshasappeared April 27, 2019
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Turd Bagel

A turd thats inside a Bagel and thats edible; also a insult of your choice
Omg what a turd bagel; ewwww smelly
by hahdgfggehhc February 2, 2020
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American Bagel

The act of sticking a calculator up into the rectal system of a complete stranger.
woah hold the American bagel there buddy.
by Zeroisbeyond February 24, 2022
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