Quinton Barker

A big fat bastard, inventor of the Fat boy special vibrato fart.
He is an obese, primitive man, with a face of boils(boil beard) Greasy black hair with a suspicious ginger beard.
No-one likes him, except wroxanne, his girlfriend.

"Quiton Barker? Yea i know him, he hit on me once, fucking hell he stinks of shit!"
"Big Ugly oaf"

by Adam Watts AKA Ginge December 6, 2003

bark

To vomit, to throw up, to puke. When your digestive system works in reverse.

She's in the other room, barking up dinner.

by Kel-C February 16, 2005

baraka

Something that is refutable to your status, in other words, something that can alter your reputation in any social standard.

"Why did you touch my water bed? Thats baraka."
"You going as Nala from the Lion King to the party, is baraka"
"Arrr, tis I a pirate from Space. I plunder and mumble. Will you suckle my knuckle? If not, then youre baraka."

by Ziggack July 25, 2008

bark toe

A horrific, disabling disease that is usually but not limited to infecting the large or "big" toe. Givin' the name bark toe due to the fact that your toe nail rots away in select spots and turns the nail thats left brown, giving your toe the appearance of the trunk of a well nourished maple tree, but an unhealhy toe. If left untreated it can probably get worse and your foot will most likely look like ass. It is extremely contagious. If your wondering who to thank for this pretty shitty condition you can thank one Delvin Nashville Country Music Superstar Sensation Extraordinare who didn't take medication correctly after an ingrown toe nail. Delvin Nashville currently lives in Honolulu, Hawaii and struggles day to day with his illness.

Do you want me to take you to the doctor, it looks like you could have bark toe?

by ryanmorgan March 4, 2006

All Bark And No Bite

A derogatory phrase that refers to a spineless person who talks a lot about making changes that they will never do.

Kevin McCarthy is a disgrace to America. He's all bark and no bite.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 21, 2021

Bark At The Moon

1. A song by Ozzy Ozzborn
2. Analingus; The act of giving oral pleasures to your partner's anus; Eating out the anus; Tounging an anus; Shoving your tongue into an anus and exploring via tongue.

Guy 1: Damn, her ass is FINE!
Guy 2: I'd like to bark at HER moon!
Guy 1: wtf o_O

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Guy: So, bend over?
Girl: Why?
Guy: I want to bark at the moon! :D *Howls*
Girl: O_O
Guy: Please?
Girl: Fine v_v

by Kajiotaku November 13, 2007

carnival barker

One who hangs out outside a party and warns people not to go in for any reason.

Carnival Barker- "Don't go in there man it's haunted."

by Gribbles December 16, 2007