A "definitely not gay" gay sexual activity between two bros wherein a man stands over a second man who is kneeling while both parties are nude. The first man then takes his genitalia in his hand like a hammer and uses it to beat on the second man's forehead, as though he were a nail, until the first man reaches climax. This activity comes with the unspoken rule that the bros never make eye contact, lest the activity becomes homosexual in nature.
Bro 1: "Thanks bro I feel so much better"
Bro 2: "Anytime bro, I'm always down when you need a Brohamer.
Bro 2: "Anytime bro, I'm always down when you need a Brohamer.
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Noob: cuz u dres p00rlee
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Eric: Come on Kyle, have another shot buddy.
Kyle: Fuck yea, I'm ready for that Mohawk.
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Bart: They call me Turd D. Barber - One Brohawk coming up.
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Kyle: zzzzzZZZ
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Bart: They call me Turd D. Barber - One Brohawk coming up.
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