jack the axe wielder 

jack is the type of person to get along with you but he can’t form emotional or physical/mental bonds and connections with you because hes incapable and that might set some people off but he doesn’t mind he likes reading manga BL and Stephen hawking

person 1: wow dude who’s that

person 2: that’s jack the axe wielder they’re really cool and they shift realities too
person 1: that sounds awesome

jack the axe wielder by Iamjack July 2, 2022

The Battle Axe 

A tough as GD nails kid who consistently overcomes every single obstacle in His way. Through the love and support of family and friends, you can try to slow him down, but good luck. Nasal cannulas, get F’d! O2 levels, bend over and He’ll show you what’s up! Rouge viruses, your mother’s a whore! Getting stronger every day, there is literally nothing that can slow Him down. Dominate enough that He should be feared by many, He is 1000% loved by all. He is truly an inspiration in every sense of the word.

Peach Daiquiri Dave: I heard The Battle Axe is teaching cowboys how to ride bulls.

Chef Kevin: No way, I heard he is teaching hockey players how to fight.

TT: Trust me when I tell you, you’re both wrong. He is teaching blacksmiths how to swing their f’n hammers.

The Battle Axe by Falcon Thunder Fist December 16, 2023

Careful with that axe Eugene!

1. A slang way of telling someone to calm down, akin to 'cool your jets'

2. A song by Pink Floyd

3. What you say to your homie Eugene when he's going around swinging an axe like a maniac

Roger: Careful with that axe Eugene!
Eugene: *is not careful with the axe
Roger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Careful with that axe Eugene! by BaklavaMcFunny February 29, 2024

Fanny like an axe wound in Chewbacca’s back 

A big ugly hairy fanny

Fuck me she had a fanny like an axe wound in Chewbacca’s back

Fanny like an axe wound in Chewbacca’s back by Tits up Big Baz April 11, 2024

i ate the axe 

An alternative way of saying "I hate the blacks" without sounding racist. Used to bypass filtering system in games (most commonly on Roblox text to speech games, like baer).

The_Bronzong: "i ate the axe"
Tessa: "Well damn"

i ate the axe by ShadowKilla5 and 7xx7 April 28, 2024

I ate the axe 

A different way of saying "I hate the blacks" without sounding racist. Used to bypass filtering system in games (mostly roblox)

Person 1: "I ate the axe"
Person 2: "Well damn"

I ate the axe by anonymous April 28, 2024

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