Guy 1 : Man I can't believe Jim sold that hat in 2 days!
Guy 2 : Yeah man looks like you've been out-jewed.
Guy 2 : Yeah man looks like you've been out-jewed.
by Manny the Entrepreneur May 29, 2015
by TehJestR October 17, 2010
A common relative of the Mountain Jew often found dwelling in caves attacking wandering fellowships. Often slaves to orcs and goblins with a vicious temperament and a hate for hobbits which is kosher. Usually wears a kippah and carries a kipper
by murkishboy January 03, 2012
by Sticky_babies February 28, 2017
The single most orgasmic fetish in the universe. Those who fall fatal to the Jew fetish have amazing taste. The literal term of 'Jew fetish' is to have the undying urge to be fucked by a Jew.
When I see a Jew I get hella wet.
When I see a Jew I get hella wet.
by notsoinnocent May 30, 2009
The ability of a Jewish person to spot loose change from up to a hundred yards away. Often results in awkward situations.
Ro: dude, where did my quarters go? I left them here on the ground
Di: some lady came out of her house across the street, took your money, and went back home. she's got some crazy Jew Vision.
Ro: you've got to be shitting me...
Di: some lady came out of her house across the street, took your money, and went back home. she's got some crazy Jew Vision.
Ro: you've got to be shitting me...
by Rodizzo February 14, 2011
Jewish-Unit. A group of Jews that r tight like brothas and travel in a posse. Gang cry is "La Chiem!"
by La Chiem! January 25, 2004