esai arispe 

A man not anywhere close to comparison to Daniel Jones. Someone who literally lives for d!ck in his a$$(did I say he’s a cowboys fan?)

Man1: hey did you see Esai Arispe?
Man2: first, hey is for horses, and second the c0ck sucker was taking it up the a$$ behind the north woods H-E-B with a short gay Mexican,will? I think

esai arispe by Big daddy bob January 21, 2020

aristotle

arse,or arsehole from cockney rhyming slang, can be shortened to aris

"right up the aristotle"
"dad's being a right aris"

aristotle by Ols October 16, 2005

aristocrat 

An extremely good looking Italian nobleman from an ancient family. He is pale, well built, tall with brown black wavy hair slicked back, prefers dark custom made conservative clothes, with pants that reveal his grand manliness, wears handmade oxford tie shoes, one piece of jewelry only a gold family ring, speaks three langauges, is always polite, speaks English with an English accent, is confident in business and desired at parties. In love he is the king of swordsman.

There look she found herself an aristocrat in Rome.

aristocrat by GianniV May 26, 2006

ariss 

a rather strange cock, commonly in the shape of a kettle but reports have been made of other shapes such as in the shape of a united states plug and the most strange reporting of an ariss has been confirmed as an exact replica of a nokia 3310

omg you guys, you guys omg, i have totaly just sat on an ariss.
or
holy crap i have just been ariss slapped

ariss by jackisasexygitmmmm December 28, 2007

Aristocrab 

A niggardly, crab-colored government official.

Adrian Simon, like Ebeneezer Scrooge is an Aristocrab

Aristocrab by Aristocracker November 18, 2009

Aristotle

The reason why my ass suffered in Geometry and Algebra!

If I could get revenge on Aristotle I would invent a time machine and spank him a hundred times to get even!

Aristotle by AdomC May 15, 2016

Arista 

The name given to the relationship between Adam and Christa in Becoming Human. The term was first made by the Becoming Human Blog after realising that they like each other during one of the episodes

This relationship hasn't yet been made official

These two characters are completely fictional

OMG Arista kiss!!

Arista by Lonnie blogger May 4, 2011