half-wit

1.a person of subnormal intelligence

2.One who lacks the intelligence of the "normal" sector of the human population; even so cannot handle the most mundane of tasks due to the lack of common sense and intelligence

3.a person lacking common sense, a person who lacks good sense or judgment ,a stupid incompetent person

1.Holy titty fuck,he is such a half-wit that he couldn't find himself in a mirror!

2.You are a half-wit.Period.

by zingeraddict May 29, 2011

half fail

A mistake, or fail, that is not quite a full fail, but is halfway there.

His life is a half fail because the first part of his life is such a fail, not having yet to experience the second part.

by priscyyy February 05, 2011

Half-Retarded

The correct terminology when one wants to refer to a person acting idiotic or out-right stupid because real Retards cant help being retarded.

Did you just hear what Tommy said? Man that guy is Half-Retarded I swear...

by Lean Mean Bulimic Machine May 08, 2019

Half Sock

Half Sock is a universal term invented by Almighty Raf, MT, and VN in Statistics class. It is most commonly practiced to BS an exam.

I'm about to half sock the crap out of this test.

by The one and only Almighty... December 10, 2018

Half-Weight

A Half-Weight is .5 grams of any powdered drug. There are 7 half-weights in an 8-ball.

I was keen to score an eight-ball, but all I could afford was a half-weight.

by Diego December 02, 2003

34 and a half

Its the sexual act of 69 with a midget

I met a sexy ass midget at the mall and we ended up going back to my place and we did 34 and a half

by adenfaden December 21, 2009

half beard

n. facial hair that is about half the length required to be a full beard.

LG: You aren't looking so professional in your polo today.
DK: That's quite a professional half beard you're sporting.
LG: Really? I was just being lazy.

by dkizzle September 04, 2007