Alberto

A person (usually of hispanic decent) who is very overly self-confident with woman and is a party animal who likes to dance but is also very attractive and athletic. This person also says some of the most ridicuous and dumb but funny statements at random times and loves to have fun. Most of all, this person is incredibly unpredictable and will use his athletic abilities to do dumbass but hilarious things.

I think he had alot to drink and is having a good time acting like a crazy mofo with the ladies. He sure is acting like an Alberto tonight.

by jorge iglesias November 8, 2009

Alberte

Alberte is the sweetest, kindest, loving, smart, most beautiful girl you will ever meet she makes the funniest jokes and makes you laugh for hours she also has lots of romance in her life =)

Aaron: i really like alberte
Alberte: *blushes* i like you to

by Lizzith January 2, 2018

amber jones

Amber jones a beautiful young lady who rocks and love people to beg to her. Also very intelligent and over all perfect

She is do cool she's just like amber jones

by Hersandhis February 16, 2014

Amber

She is smart, pretty, and funny. She is quiet if you don't know her, but she can be crazy as all hell when you do. She is loyal, but don't fuck with her feelings if you want to stay her friend most guys go for the more popular girl...because they are dumbasses, she is the one every guy should want cuz she is freakin awesome...

Wow that girl is really pretty man

Is her name amber?

No

Awww hell naaaa

by gingernigglet67 January 4, 2014

Waving a stick in the Albert Hall

To make love to a woman with such baggy, loose lady parts you barely touch the sides

Man, she was hot but it was like waving a stick in the Albert Hall down there. Honestly, it was like opening a window and shagging the night.

by TheCreviceDotcom July 16, 2008

Amberlamps

noun~

1. a specially equipped motor vehicle, airplane, ship, etc., for carrying sick or injured people, usually to a hospital.

2. (formerly) a field hospital.

"AMBERLAMPS! CALL DER AMBERLAMPS!! HE LEAKIN'!"

by AnandtechViewer February 17, 2010

Amber

Loyal, dipsy, artisic, fun, mad, BEAUTIFUL, tall, skinny, perfection, bubble butt, best friend anyone could ever want!
Amber is extremly sweet and very caring. She's a bit dipsy but that's just a part of her and thats why she is so easy to get along with. I don't know a single person that could hate Amber.

She brings a smile to your face everytime you see her.

She should be a model, she is Extremly beautiful and very photo genic and knows how to hold herself.
She doesnt have to prove anything to anyone she can just be.

She has a very close friend that she can always depend on whatever! She has an amzing bum that just is like one big bubble!

Boy1: You met Amber? She is so funny, she just makes me smile and dat ass tho...
Boy2: Oh yeah she's such a laugh and she doesnt take herself to seriously which is always fun and have you seen her moderling photos!
Boy1: She's a model! Dammm...She's my kinda gal!

Girl1: You met Amber? She's so funny!
Girl2: She's brillant she's really pretty as well, apprentley she's a model too!
Girl1: Really? God dam it, she's too perfect!

by _Tiger-Lily_ June 10, 2014