Alan

Alan is the person you'll meet who's very outgoing but can be very tired. Hes also the most loving person except, he doesn't know how to communicate or show his love for his significant other/lover. He is a kind-hearted person but can appear harsh to some people, but it's his way of joking around. He's extremely nonchalant but caring on the inside. You need someone to spend your time with? Alan. He has the most genuine smile to exist and the prettiest lips, ever. Yes, he can mess up sometimes, but he needs his way of fixing it and will always try harder to fix it. His only intentions are to love and to care, never hurt.
"Alan is so cute,"
by yosolo January 11, 2023
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alan

anal with the syllables reversed.
oft mistaken for a name.

sometimes used as a synonym for squill
wrong:
guy 1: hey alan wanna go see a movie?
Alan: why are you calling me anal?
correct:
one must always hang a scrunchie on the door when having an alan party
also correct:
that alan bought a giraffe
by prophet of the word god August 03, 2021
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Alan

A guy that is in love with Niki. He's amazing and funny, but does NOT belong to Noah.
See over there? That's Alan.
by Nikighdo February 07, 2021
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Alan

Knocks down food with school bag and steals your motors
Alan wtf!!
by Steve disciple July 30, 2019
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Hot mf, with a 69 inch dick. He fawks your gf in the back and sucks her non-existent peen.
The Alan shoved the glizzy up yo gf butt.
by Suckmyd69 December 08, 2020
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Alan

Alan ist der beste nettesten nicht Fette sondern muskolöseste Mensch. Alle seine Freunde sind froh in zu haben er wierd von jeder Frau geliebt. Da er einen 50cm Cock hat der jede Frau befriedigt. Und in Friday the 13 th ist er der Beste. In die meisten Gruppen ist Alan der Schöne lustige und der leader. Er wird auch Geiler zecker genant
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Alan
by Alan Geiler Zecker April 16, 2020
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Alan ist ein Geiler zecker und nicht FETT sondern richtig muskolös. Alle lieben ihn er ist der geilste und beste alle seine Freunde sind froh in zu haben. Ale Frauen wollen ihn. In Friday the 13th ist er der beste. Er kann die besten sachen Baun. Ein Merkmal von Alan's sie sind in die meisten Gruppen leader
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by Alan Geiler Zecker April 16, 2020
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