wrong:
guy 1: hey alan wanna go see a movie?
Alan: why are you calling me anal?
correct:
one must always hang a scrunchie on the door when having an alan party
also correct:
that alan bought a giraffe
guy 1: hey alan wanna go see a movie?
Alan: why are you calling me anal?
correct:
one must always hang a scrunchie on the door when having an alan party
also correct:
that alan bought a giraffe
by prophet of the word god August 03, 2021
See over there? That's Alan.
by Nikighdo February 07, 2021
Alan wtf!!
by Steve disciple July 30, 2019
by Suckmyd69 December 08, 2020
Alan ist der beste nettesten nicht Fette sondern muskolöseste Mensch. Alle seine Freunde sind froh in zu haben er wierd von jeder Frau geliebt. Da er einen 50cm Cock hat der jede Frau befriedigt. Und in Friday the 13 th ist er der Beste. In die meisten Gruppen ist Alan der Schöne lustige und der leader. Er wird auch Geiler zecker genant
by Alan Geiler Zecker April 16, 2020
Alan ist ein Geiler zecker und nicht FETT sondern richtig muskolös. Alle lieben ihn er ist der geilste und beste alle seine Freunde sind froh in zu haben. Ale Frauen wollen ihn. In Friday the 13th ist er der beste. Er kann die besten sachen Baun. Ein Merkmal von Alan's sie sind in die meisten Gruppen leader
by Alan Geiler Zecker April 16, 2020
Middle aged male that owns a small business, pays people damn near nothing, treats them like crap while also claiming every five minutes 'no one wants to work society is lazy'
Likely owns a house in an upscale neighborhood with a pool and gets their groceries delivered. Talks about how they are 'the little guy'
Likely owns a house in an upscale neighborhood with a pool and gets their groceries delivered. Talks about how they are 'the little guy'
Oh my boss? He's such an Alan dude...he told me if I don't come to work on Christmas day that I will be fired...he only told me this at 11:30 at night Christmas Eve...
by TheMacNCheese@Home May 08, 2023