Absolute Thunder

A mix of green thunder mio energy water enhancer and absolute vodka

Guy 1 “dam bro I’m tryna get fucked up tonight u got anything?” Guy 2 “how fucked u tryna get bro all I got is some absolute thunder” Guy 1 “shit that’ll get u fucked up send some my way” Guy 2 “I gotchu bro” *dabs up eachother*

by Grayson C. Peters July 30, 2021

Absolute perfection

the best girl to ever come into my life and she is so amazing and I truly knew what love us when I met her

Isas absolute perfection

by PBI69420 February 26, 2021

Absolute convict

A way of mildly offending someone without crossing any homophobic, racist, or inappropriate boundaries, usually meant light heartedly, but sometimes with harsh intent.

Used with the intent of being racist actually, and as a matter of fact, a lot of the time is meant to make someone hate their life, so yeah, have fun you bunch of gay cunts.

Oh has you seen that fucking nigga, he’s an absolute convict, robbing bikes n shit.

by Ryisanonce February 3, 2019

Absolutely Killed it, This is Dead

When someone does absolutely ass on something (“Absolutely Killed it means you did well but adding “This is Dead” with it means that you did bad)

KSI Absolutely Killed it, This is Dead

by ndotty_gzzzz March 9, 2025

Absolute Luck

An extreme or large amount of luck.

Daniel: "John, I have absolute luck!"

John: "Really? What do you mean?"

Daniel: "I just landed over twenty bottles flips!"

John: "Dude, bottle flipping died off like years ago..."

by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024

Absolute peckhead

Someone who has a skinny frame with ginger hair.

Person 1: fuck off lad I'll stab ya
Person 2 : oh Ben mate stop being an absolute peckhead

by Jimmy savie September 5, 2021

Absolute Unit

Emma/Zara MM
A literal God. Living on mf earth. Emma is a god and a unit. She is always right. She is an absolute unit. A gamer boy. An absolute unit.

Bruh babe bro...Emma...is an absolute unit.
Absolute Unit? Bro that's Emma.
*flexes big phat muscles.

by zaragoesvroom January 14, 2022