whack it week

The female gives the male hand jobs during her menstrual cycle.

Aunt Flo is in town looks like it’s whack it week

by Blacksheep1721 January 5, 2018

whacking the bushtit

A beautiful, awesome slang term for female masturbation. It feels so good you sing like a bird!

Today was so stressful! If I'm not whacking the bushtit soon, I'm gonna stab someone in the eye!

by AngryBeaver84 January 22, 2011

span whack

Span whack is a term used to define someone who needs to be told off. A term used in an engineering factory to tell an apprentice off for doing wrong. Usually to be hit on the knuckles hands by a spanner or other tool.
Or most recently used to describe someone who does not know how to do the job as he has been beaten once to often

I’ll span whack you
Bloody hell Karen’s a right span whack.

by Captain cockwomble’s a meff August 23, 2023

coke whack

after doing blow, you bounce from the party early to go home and jerkoff.

Dude he needed it, he just left after hitting that line for an early evening coke whack.

by Shockpiece January 10, 2008

Poop Whack

The Act of Pleasuring One’s Self During Work, Whilst on the Toilet.

Started my day off with a Strong Coffee and a Solid Poop Whack!

by 412Lobos September 3, 2021

Whack a Craig

To smoke weed, whether in public or with your m8s

Person 1:Hey dude wus poppin?
Person 2:Not much

Person 1:Wanna whack a craig after school?
Person 2: oh hell yeah lets whack a fat mega craig mate

by DoritoDoS April 19, 2018

Bush Whacked

When you're scissoring a girl and your Bush bangs against hers.

Person 1: Got Bush whacked last night.
Person 2: Noice!

by Harold_Ha December 10, 2018