Pooter scooter

A dog dragging its behind on the grass. Also a downer or extremely pessimistic individual in a group.

Everyone wanted to go to the movies Friday night, Dave would not stop complaining how horrible it would be. He was being a pooter scooter.

by Asaya October 24, 2018

Scooter Burger

When you park your bus at a local diner in Harrison, MI and you order a cheeseburger but it gets served to another patron and you're forced to sit in the corner and watch them eat it

#Cuckold

Hey guys, wanna head up to The Peasantry for a Scooter Burger...Bentley is working tonight. #SpecialSauce

by anonymous July 10, 2023

Scooter Boy

A boy that uses a scooter.

Typically one that has a scooter that is silver and runs smoothly.

“Look its another Scooter boy!”
“How many boys have scooters?!”
“We need to find a new scooter boy! That guy is outdated!”

by heeeheeeee July 18, 2022

Scootered

When you smoke hard and don't get a ringer but get high as hell. The stage before a ringer

Hooollyy faack I'm scootered!!

Hey! You wanna go get fucking scootered ?!

by Enlightened Aura April 15, 2024

scooter

a dildo that Gay boys ride all day

Wilson rode his scooter all day

by Thotaloty June 11, 2018

Bumblebee Scooter

A boy / girl who settles for another person below his / her standards at a party for the sole reason of not being alone.

Look at Djamal over there making out with Lisa. He's such a Bumblebee Scooter!

by Flake.Freestyle September 26, 2020

Scooter

A scooter is someone who is very clueless and retarded and doesn’t ever get what anyone says. That is also why you probably looked up this definition.

Person 1:
“You’re such a scooter!”
Person 2:

“What does that mean?” *looks it up on urban dictionary*

by athena ascending June 9, 2020