Schrödinger’s Hug

To give a hug but only meaning it if they hug back

Larry: “I gave Linda a Schrödinger’s Hug today and she hugged back”
Tom:”Good Job you killed that like the Nazis killed Jews”
Larry: “What the fuck”
Tom: “I’m joking”
Larry:”Your a Schröedinger’s Douche bag”

by A possum possum December 29, 2020

Blanket hug

Being hugged by someone taller than you in a way that feels like you are being wrapped up in a blanket

I was feeling sad until Adam gave me a blanket hug.

by lovelydancer98 December 31, 2017

dick hugging

when a guy is an ass to you because he is with his another guy friend

brad was being an ass to us because he was too busy dick hugging zach.

by pettychick999 April 8, 2017

DC hug

When a guy goes in for a hand shake, then you pull him and twist him around and put his penis on his butt.

Don't go to jail because you might get a DC hug

by Jail Man June 1, 2016

Rosebie Hugs

Rosebie Hugs are a natural cure to a number of Illness's and moods.

Rosebie Hugs cured Bens Mood.

by Ben1123 July 3, 2016

Chinese hug

When you get that reach around from your favorite Chinese person or masseuse.

Yo, I got this great Chinese hug at the end of my masseuse session.

by EuroVWGTi June 9, 2016

monkey hug

When someone hugs you, but they wrap their legs around your waist

Did you see Jannie give Sam a monkey hug this morning? She's so weird

by Mr. NiceGuy September 18, 2015