Dad Bants

Banter reserved only for fathers.

"Don't worry, I'll get along with these lot I've got good dad bants."

by TittyMcbitty June 16, 2018

divorced-dad

Resembling the behavior or stereotypical style of American middle-aged divorced fathers.

"He keeps making dick jokes."
"I know - so divorced-dad."

by FuBug November 2, 2017

White-Dad

(verb) To continually (intentionally or not) use a slang word over and over again in front of your kids or your friends, until it becomes so uncool that they stop saying it to each other altogether.

My son's friends used to constantly refer to their girlfriends as "Bae" , but not anymore since I spent 2 weeks white-dadding it.

by WordSchmitt April 26, 2017

oliver's dad

he owns the world, and all the people on it and controls the weather. he also turns off the sun at night. DONT FUCK WITH ME

cool its oliver's dad

by oliversdadwilleatu March 28, 2019

Delayed DADS

Word used to describe getting the DADS wayyyy late in the day... after you thought you had escaped the dreaded "Day After Drinking Shits".

Casey: "Gah Tricia, I've got the DADS like, major."

Tricia: (smugly) "Really? I'm fine."

Tricia: (9:00 PM) "Damn! I've got the DELAYED DADS!"

Casey: *snickers a little*

by all4us August 19, 2009

dad goals

A super cool dad, everyone loves that dad

Man have you seen Rich, he's dad goals

by Quan October 10, 2016

Dad Style

When someone takes umbrage when some one brings up a {social justice} issue in a way that reminds you of an old racist dad. Someone using words with latent homophobic undertones, racistmicro aggression}s or over the top negative stereotypes of racial or national identities. Usually dad style is delivered in an indignant, self serving and condescending way.

Carol O'Conner played Archie Bunker on the TV show All in the Family. He invented dad style.

by urbana503 May 24, 2016