Zipper Muffin

When a girl's pants are so tight you can read her lips. Also known as Camel Toe and Beaver Floss

Man, did you see that girl's zipper muffin? I coulda swore it said something to me.

by Ryan March 13, 2005

zipkid

a conceptual program idea similar to zipcar, except for getting access to a car, you get to have a kid for a day and once you get annoyed and fed up, you can return the kid to where you got it.

this is designed for people who are unsure about becoming full-time parents, kind of like a no-money down trial.

"i've really been feeling like i wish i had a kid..."

"well, just go to zipkid and try one out. i'm sure after an hour you will be over it..."

by bubs n hollywood February 19, 2009

zippered up

To be murdered due to an act of disrespect and placed in a coroner's bag.

If that punk bitch keeps fuckin around and don't pay me my money he's gonna get zippered up.

by Got it on the Low March 2, 2009

zipee doo

The design on the back pocket of a pair of blue jeans, usually unique and specific to individual clothing manufacturers.

I could tell by the fancy zipee doo on her jeans that she was out of my league

by trucksitting May 24, 2010

zipzapzargoobermunchlygetrogetonianpaxmaphillyphillyentroporker

(noun) someone who takes pictures of janitors

janitor pictures zipzapzargoobermunchlygetrogetonianpaxmaphillyphillyentroporker

by Morgzzz September 8, 2013

Zipper Bumping

male becomes erect enough that his penis is pressed against the zipper of his pants.

Yo Ming! you see those two asian school girls making out on the bus, got me straight up zipper bumping....ya digggggg?

by RidiculousIsHe February 27, 2015

zipper fight

When you dry hump your girlfriend.

Dude did you finally get some? Hell no we just had another zipper fight and a wasted boner.

by Joe bagadonutz January 13, 2016