Welching

The act of performing fellatio on a female in the back seat of an Uber. The vehicle in question must be an Uber and the driver must be aware of the act.

Did you hear about Jim? He definitely Welched that THOT last night in the back of a Ford Taurus. See welching

by Swoler_Bear April 28, 2016

wrench bandit

A male or female that likes to unexpectedly grope another males penis, or in some cases, give unexpected surprise "on the spot" oral.

Mike: "Hey you going to that party tonight?"
Dave: "For sure, Cathy is going to be there. She's a total wrench bandit"

by Tellish September 23, 2016

Welch Banger

A lit ass party that only a select few can enter. Real niggas only!

El Guy 1: "yo, did you hear about the Welch Banger last night it was crazy!?"
El Guy 2: "Yeah, I got kicked out because I wasn't cool enough to go so I called the cops"

by Young chode April 3, 2017

Wrench

The tool that tightens the friendship of two people who met too late in life, but are enjoying making up for lost time.

"Don't forget to bring the wrench when we go out tonight, gotta keep the friendship tight"

by AustinMatthews March 20, 2017

wrenchwhip

A Wrenchwhip is when you have your Dick in your hand and whippin her with it

Person 1: I wonder what person 3 did to that girl he picked up last night

Person 2: I think he just wrenchwhiped her because he was just looking for a hookup

Person 1: yea I guess

by Callen_21321 September 21, 2017

Welching

Continually whining, crying, complaining, or bitching about someone else or someone elses work even though you are the one who is a useless fuck-up and caused the problem in the first place.

Welcher (while snot-bubbling):"Somebody put stuff in the area i am working in, but didn't move it out while I was on my phone, playing my game in the shitter for the last 2 hours".

Innocent bystander: "stop your fucking welching, you're a grown ass man, so shut the fuck up before someone thinks we're friends".

by Maverickandgooseforever November 16, 2017

Wrench/Ronald

Wrench is a nickname giving to obese people typically around the age of 14-17. Ronald’s can range from anywhere from 4 tons to 14 tons. Most are found inhabiting any body of water big enough to hold such a hunk of meat.

Dang did you see that beached whale it looked like wrench/Ronald

by Tusmc September 9, 2018