wooly

1) (n.) A thick wool sock worn in the wintertime (pl. woolies)

2) (adj.) Describing an untrimmed moiety of superfluous hair surrounding the penis

1) Gee, Dan, those woolies must be coming in handy here in Canada! Say, how much did you pay for those woolies?

2) My friend doesn't believe that it is essential to trim pubic hair, claiming, "it's natural". What is natural is that he's got some microorganisms growing right in the thick of his wooly unit.

by UnitMasterFlex January 12, 2009

wooly tomcat

a very unkempt female crotch

when she wore her bathing suit, it was very apparent that she had a wooly tomcat

by kapaddy October 23, 2003

Woolies Hello List

A list of Woolworths people you say hello to when you are shopping. You have become such a frequent shopper that you are on first-name basis with the employees.

Aaron: Hey Stuart ! (stuart the woolworths employee)

Stuart: Hey - I must be on your Woolies hello list !

by Mona! February 22, 2009

Woolcombe

A really camp pussyole. When they make a joke, you die a bit inside. Also, they are normally dumb blonds.

"Oh ma dayzz. That Ralph guy is such a Woolcombe"
"Innit. He just ran away from Greg and now he's makin some dumb joke bout it. I just wanna die a bit inside"

by FroRida September 26, 2009

wooly woody

curly pubic hair around the male genitalia

geez man trim that shit you've got a wooly woody

by endlessnameless February 3, 2010

Woolengong

1. (n.) A percussion instrument, such as a gong or a drum, which has not been played in so long that a thick layer of wool like dust has prevented it from making a proper sound.

2. Common misspelling of a town in NSW, Australia, where almost everything is broken.

1. dammit, I can't play my drums anymore - they're woolengongs.

2. I can't find Woolengong on the map!

by six legged milking horse February 8, 2010

wooly-minded

A state of confusion.

The wooly-minded confuse sex with love and intimacy.

by Please don't cry... May 22, 2013