Winter Wonderland is another term for a bukkake session. Basically it is when many men shower one women with sperm until she is cover in a "wonderland" of semen.
by TDT January 07, 2008
After a male has engaged in anal sex, but before he has orgasmed, he pulls his member out and ejaculates over his partner's back, aiming for the area of the back directly above the top of the buttcrack.
Some people are freaky; some like giving Cleveland steamers, others are more a fan of the winter Texan.
by Bob the Angry Flower June 23, 2006
A common occurrence during the long cold winter months when your wife or girlfriend develops rough, dry, cracking skin on their hands and their would be otherwise, soft, supple hand are now like those of an elderly woman. The best part of the Winter Granny Handy is the stimulating roughness but more so while giving you a traditional, loving Handy or Hand Job one can secretly fantasize about getting a handy from your Grandma or some other geriatric.
Roger's wife had developed such dry skin hands from the dry winter weather that her hand jobs had become almost painfully rough. But Roger enjoyed too much the fantasy of getting the Winter Granny Handy.
by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2015
Aka hg winter. Being a hoe over winter to a) miss peak sti transmission period, b) save on heating costs, c) be discreet cos everyone thinks you’re just staying in when you’re really getting your back blown out, and d) maximise your vitamin D intake when the days are shorter
by SuperHG November 22, 2022
AFI's second single off their seventh full length album "DecemberUnderground." It features the band wandering through a snowy forest during a blizzard, and slowly being separated from one another. An unidentified woman reapears throughout the video, seemingly seducing Davey. She was defined by him as "the human embodyment of hopelessness," in the making of the video.
The actual preformance of the song is featured in the snowy forest.
Nearing the end, the woman removes her hood and Davey falls backwards, breaking the ice of some body of water that he had been standing on. He stuggles to get out, pounding on the ice, but with no avail. Then the woman appears to be in the water with him, and they sink out of sight together. Implied death by drowning, obviously.
Of you're wondering what he's "saying" as he's beneath the ice, some brief reseach will reveal to you the many fan theories that have formed.
Love Like Winter has a sad, dark, edge and can only be identifyed as yet another AFI video masterpiece (produced by Marc Webb).
The actual preformance of the song is featured in the snowy forest.
Nearing the end, the woman removes her hood and Davey falls backwards, breaking the ice of some body of water that he had been standing on. He stuggles to get out, pounding on the ice, but with no avail. Then the woman appears to be in the water with him, and they sink out of sight together. Implied death by drowning, obviously.
Of you're wondering what he's "saying" as he's beneath the ice, some brief reseach will reveal to you the many fan theories that have formed.
Love Like Winter has a sad, dark, edge and can only be identifyed as yet another AFI video masterpiece (produced by Marc Webb).
by static_pallor September 30, 2006
Occured during the winter of 2003 (middle of January - early March) on the Heroes of the Lance messageboard on GameFAQs. The nude midget hara kiri psyco marked every topic for being off topic. The rest of the crotch mullet-envying moderators came shuffling in and raped the board, deleting nearly every topic. The board was essentially dead, with 3 or 4 open topics at most. Kept from virtual board death by regular posting from five Heroes of the Lance crew members: death2nudemidgets, Dr Slinky, NES hardcore, StanStepanic, and TTRay.
The Dark Winter reached its lowest point when the board was left with just two regular posters, StanStepanic and TTRay. Hopefully, it will never be repeated again.
The Dark Winter reached its lowest point when the board was left with just two regular posters, StanStepanic and TTRay. Hopefully, it will never be repeated again.
by death2nudemidgets October 08, 2003
Attempting to masturbate as many times as physically possible before your dick falls off, during the time between fall and spring semester.
Guy 1: "Just finished my last final!"
Guy 2: "Let The Winter Break Challenge BEGIN!"
Guy 1: "Already jerked one out on the way over."
Guy 2: "Let The Winter Break Challenge BEGIN!"
Guy 1: "Already jerked one out on the way over."
by otterpark May 16, 2014