Post-Weezer Clarity

When you stop listening to Weezer and realize how much of your life you just wasted

"This Post-Weezer Clarity really hits different after listening to "Buddy Holly" nonstop for 6 days straight!"

by MicrowavedBurrito1 November 17, 2023

wow weezer

To be surprised. In shock. (In a polish way)

Gram walks into a party and says Wow Weezer!

by Auntie Gram January 6, 2024

Peter weeter

Another name for a penis.

I told her she was finna get hit with this peter weeter.

by Durag_Danny January 21, 2025

2 weeker

a 2 weeker is a person who hops from person to person every 2 weeks

julia is such a 2 weeker , she can not stay loyal

by lava2spewge September 26, 2025

Once a Weeker

A person who showers once a week and is completely oblivious about how bad they actually smell.

Ross smells like shit, I’d bet he’s a Once a Weeker

by Rodiye March 10, 2026

Oogly boogly weezer beezers

Part of "Nickel's Gibberish", a running gag in Battle for Dream Island in which Nickel would say something silly/nonsensical when being excited or scared. Clock it, Nickel, even if you were extremely ugly in BFDIA 23.

X: I didn't like that...
Nickel: Oogly boogly weezer beezers!

by t0ast3r_t0mat0 March 14, 2026