Walter Bennet

has a dick the size of venus, and is smoking hot

"He's an absolute Walter Bennet!" - the ladies

by bonerdildo3000 January 13, 2023

Walter Mattingly

Hot man, Kind stands up for others, compassionate, long cock, and is a straight as anyone.

Did you see him, he was a Walter Mattingly

by ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ March 13, 2023

Walter

Guess I got what I deserved
Kept you waiting there too long, my love
All that time, without a word
Did you really think that I'd forget
And regret
The special love I have for you
My baby blue

Walter, put your dick away waltuh

by Bigassniggaonascooterdrinking July 27, 2023

mega-wasserday

Blowing off work on a Friday and the last day of the month when your boss is out, just to completely fuck off all day; usually resulting in losing your job.

Brah, I'm taking a mega-wasserday. I ordered some gay porn last night and I still have 6 hours left on my rental and some anal lube left. wasserday

by Granuppie July 31, 2009

maggot wasted

to get so drunk / wasted you act like a maggot at a Slipknot concert.

Greg and Steve got maggot wasted so their girlfriends left them at the bar.

by maggotnictron July 13, 2010

Dorito Wasted

Similar to "Chocolate Wasted" it is consuming many Doritos or any kind of chips at one sitting.

Jordan and Amber get dorito wasted 6 times a week. They need to cut it out.

by erdnoid July 14, 2011

Walton Wasted

The act of being inebriated to such a degree that no other term for describing inebriation is fitting. Being Walton Wasted was first done by Samantha Walton.

"Woah did you see that girl jump over the fence and fall on her face?" "Yeah, she was so Walton Wasted."
"Last night a girl almost knocked our big screen TV over, she was Walton Wasted."

by bgills October 15, 2011