Walrus pointer

An amazing being or object of ultimate power and awesome. Usually a shorter white fellow, but also can be a big black woman, this is only used in a case where it is much needed. Any use of this term is so serious that the user will be respected just by describing the person of choice in this way.

An example of this is as follows:

Person 1: "Damn they is a hella walrus pointer!"

Person 2: "Totes Magotes"

by Raskeet Onyamum (Royden) January 2, 2014

walrus

An older gentleman using the online children's game 'Club Penguin' as a playground to find little unsuspecting kiddies to drag back to his 'ice-dungeon' (usually an upside-down couch with a thawing bag of frozen peas)

"My little brother is being swallowed into a world of walri"

"A walrus was hitting on me today. How did I know? Well it became a little late..."

by herman.fritz December 4, 2009

the walrus

He used to be the head editor of the website www.liquidgeneration.com, a comedy website.

The Walrus was so cool, man, it's too bad he left LG.

by Athena Kay April 17, 2004

stranded walrus

when you trick a dirty fat girl at a party into thinking you want to fuck. then you take her into the bedroom tie her to the bed and tape her mouth shut so she moans like a walrus, and leave her dirty walrus ass

fo real that dirty fat bitch got the stranded walrus

by prestoner October 2, 2005

Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp

it is another word for a wang, dong, etc. . .

Timmy looked at Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp for hours last night.

by Kevin November 5, 2003

walrus

a socialy awkward kid who has a long nose Who nobody likes, but stills fallows the group and tryies to invite him self every where, the walrus is also to scared to eat by him self.

that kid is a walrus ahr ahr ahr

by Albert hall man March 2, 2008

Walrus

Walrus is the crunkest cereal in da hood, some think of it as a narcotic due to it's addictive flavor and the fact that its main consumers are crackheads. Like most ghetto-ass products, Walrus comes in a huge plastic bag, Fuck boxes. Walrus can be eaten with cereal, by hand, snorted, or injected. When you refer to Walrus, be sure to just say Walrus, no extras. You can find Walrus in your local Brookshires grocery store marked "Cocoa Crisprice."

P.S.- Walrus is strictly for ballas and crackheads, so if you is a weak ass nigga, this shit will fuck you up.

John: Hey man what are you eating? is that cereal?
Crackhead: NAW NIGGA IM ON THAT WALRUS!!!

by Walrus Lover May 15, 2008