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Dunk and wipe

Coined by the famous auto detailer. “the pepper” The dunk and wipe is once your done pooping you flush, then dunk the toilet paper in clean toilet water and wipe.
After wiping I still didn’t feel clean, so I did the dunk and wipe.
by King s a l a m I May 20, 2022
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Wipe Mentality

Referring to video game culture, Wipe Mentality is the state of mind at which a player sees all gear and loot as expendable, due to the fact that all of it will be inevitability lost when the server wipe occurs; reseting and destroying all equipment, weapons, and stats the player has worked so hard for and ultimately putting it to waste.

In this state, the risk of losing items is not of any significance to a player who has a Wipe Mentality.
P00pMan420: "Why are you using all your good gear?"
EpicHero4: "Bro wipe is in 5 hours, keep that Wipe Mentality rn. we gotta use it all before wipe."
P00pMan420: oh damn i thought it was next week!
by pisspoop4930 February 7, 2021
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No Wipe 2021

The year of the No Wipe. No one wipes their asshole 2021, everyone trusts their asshole to be clean and proper this year.
Person 1: “bro why do you smell like shit?”

Person 2: “sorry bro, it’s no wipe 2021.”
by Cockboy Flanders May 25, 2021
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tactical wipe

Something that is absolutely necessary in a heatwave, for the old gooch.
Simon: oh my gooch is absolutely sodding in this heat.
Paul: oh you just need a tactical wipe simon, that’ll sort you out sir.
by Relatablegirth June 9, 2023
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Whack Wipe

Any item or material used to wipe up semen after whacking off. Urban lore typically holds the sock as the most common whack wipe.
I used my grandma’s kitchen apron as a whack wipe.

I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.

It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.
by Dick Onchin March 24, 2023
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dick wipe

A brand of dispossible towels designed to be used to wipe your penis after a messy ejaculation when your lover is not allowing to suck excess semen from your face, and no blinds/bedclothes/curtians are at hand to fill this roll. Constructed from 100% cotton for that nice soft delicate penis wiping experience, and comes in a large range of aromatic and pleasing-to-the-nose smells...
''Aww shit, It's everywhere, Man I wish id bought a DICK WIPE
by James Foxhall May 13, 2005
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butt wipe

person who is an assistant to wipping another person butt
by cody h December 6, 2005
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