by emmaegg March 9, 2022

In a fit of smoldering anger, I waited until she was asleep and removed her CPAP tube and stuck it up my asshole so she could experience my burrito dinner''s methane emissions. Worse than the original, she startled awake and vomited from vaping a Dutch oven.
by Dumpkin Blow July 7, 2017

by PepperAcheeseVboatEfroggyRdogY March 11, 2019

A pagan device used by children to summon Satan in their lungs and then expel his wretched smoke through their mouths
-Priest Bob
-Priest Bob
by Маршал Чилтонов July 15, 2022

by anonymous December 22, 2023

by Vape Daddy October 13, 2021

Michael: *Whips out his vape*
John: "Michael. Why does ur vape have tiktok on it?"
Michael: "Vape to fuck my lungs and tiktok to fuck my brain!"
John: "What kind of a sick cock would buy this shit!......... $20 bucks and a blowie with a few bites to seal the deal?"
Michael: *Starts getting molested by John for his USB*
John: "Michael. Why does ur vape have tiktok on it?"
Michael: "Vape to fuck my lungs and tiktok to fuck my brain!"
John: "What kind of a sick cock would buy this shit!......... $20 bucks and a blowie with a few bites to seal the deal?"
Michael: *Starts getting molested by John for his USB*
by tony_profane_1956 August 9, 2024
