Edgar Valden

A very beautiful painter, who also paints with his blood (poggers), he is one of 30 playable characters in the game Identity V.

"A-ah! You b-bitch~!" Edgar Valden said with pleasure.

by odd child February 13, 2021

family values

Family values are values which dictates how a family lives. One family might value healthy habits, while another family might value anarchy, thus having no values (still having no values is a value).

Father #1: What have I told you before son? No smoking coccaine in the house! I value healthy habits and I'll make sure this whole family values it as well!

Father #2: Son, remember this value, no values are good values. So if you forget this value well good for you! Now have some of this fine coccaine!

by Chronic Logic March 10, 2007

vaguety

Vague meets ambiguity meets vacuity. A term to describe a thing or group of things devoid of specifics.

My apologies for the vaguety, I was speaking of the NATO type countries, not the entire world.

by usenet*slut September 10, 2004

Valedouchetorian

The douchiest person in each graduating class.

He commited more douchey acts than anyone in his class and graduated valedouchetorian.

by Pavel_Pozharsky March 19, 2011

vaguen

A portmanteau of "vague" and "vegan": An unsure vegetarian who strives to become vegan but cannot help themselves around dairy products.

Vague-en

"I thought she was vegan, what's she doing with cheese on her plate?"

"Naw homy, she ain't vegan,
She vaguen"

by Babarsin February 1, 2014

castle vale

Large council estate (US: "Project") in north Birmingham. Full of burning cars and gunfights.

"Shit me how did we end up in castle vale?!? Lock the doors.."

by oracle March 12, 2004

Dirty Juan Valdez

Placing your junk in someone's coffee to add flavor and/or texture to the drink.

Hey buddy, you look like you could use a little grundle butter in that coffee - let me give you a Dirty Juan Valdez.

by Glowsand December 17, 2010