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valentine's daby

A person who was born in November as the result of their parents having had a romantic Valentine's Day.
My birthday is in November. I'm a Valentine's Daby.
by alt99 January 21, 2010
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Valencard

It's always nice to give your special someone a valencard.
by Archimedes Phidias February 14, 2017
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valentine's day

1) A painful and miserable holiday invented by women to make them feel good about themselves. Much like Mother's Day, except for all females.

2) A holiday where you will most likely regret every action you perform, no matter the outcomes of those actions, performed or otherwise.
I don't have to worry about Valentine's Day because I'm going to a concert.
by EnerJax February 1, 2004
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Valentino

A really handsome DUDE.He will dominate any girls feelings and us a gr8 kisser.Valentinos usually date people who are not afraid to be true to ppl,and show there real personality.Also who like to smash🍆💧💧👌👈
(Drools)
Sophia:omg,is that VALENTINO?!
Random gurl:WHERE😆
HOARD OF GIRLS:OMG UR SO CUTE
VALENTINO:ummmm
All girls:Fuck me Daddy?!
Valentino:kkk
All girls:(doggy position)
Tino:squelch
All girls:uugjh
Sophia:Fuck me hard daddy
Tino:kkk
Sophia:kiss me💋
Tino:k
💋
(Ten minutes later)
Tino:aahh
Sophia:(gets undressed)Ready for another round?
Tino:yeh
Sophia:(starts lapdancing)
THE END by the wae search sophia in the urban dictionary,das why i chose her
by Yungrichnigga February 28, 2018
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vagene'

a vagene' is a girls private area its also known as a vagina or a pune
girl: "your vagene' looks quite nice tonight"
girl2: "haha kook"

ex2- guy: "your vagene' hangs loose like sleeve of a wizard"
girl: *spechless*
by harmony ashley March 14, 2008
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Valentines Lay

Dude 1: how was yesterday?
Dude 2: I had a great Valentines Lay, she let me do what I want...
by gremlinz43 February 14, 2010
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valentine

A boyfriend/girlfriend that you have for only one day: Valentine's Day.

In other words, it's the socially acceptable one-night stand.
I asked Jenny to be my valentine. I'll be all lovey-dovey to her today and totally forget about her tomorrow.
by DROCK2265 February 14, 2010
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