Jessi's flappy vag flapped so loud when she walked, you couldnt hear yourself think!
YOU COULD STORE A CANOE IN THERE!
YOU COULD STORE A CANOE IN THERE!
by Berthamargarita July 24, 2006
Get the flappy vagmug. noun. One who continuously attempts to get a girl's attention by following her and pestering her with pointless talk while ultimately hoping to gain entry into her pants.
Colin: Hey Anna. I know I just talked to you 5 minutes ago, but Hey again!!
Anna: Colin! Quit being such a vag badger! If you want to fuck just say something, gosh.
Anna: Colin! Quit being such a vag badger! If you want to fuck just say something, gosh.
by thevagbadger July 6, 2009
Get the Vag Badgermug. tiny little creatures covered with fur, that cum out of the hairy vagina when leg is lifted. to get rid of these vag gremlins you must travel to Hungry and get eaten out by multiple obese hungarian women. the symptoms of vag gremlins are as followed
1. Itching and burning around the vagina.
2. little bite marks around the vagina.
3. An awful odor coming from the vagina.
1. Itching and burning around the vagina.
2. little bite marks around the vagina.
3. An awful odor coming from the vagina.
by taylor is a rump ranger May 3, 2009
Get the vag gremlinsmug. The anus of a gay male, which is used as a substitute for the all mighty vagina, which is also a sin because god says all men must like vaginas.
Dude, that guy looks like a fan of the fag vag, for sure.
Dude, if you pound the fag vag you will go to hell.
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Dude, if you pound the fag vag you will go to hell.
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by director of awesome July 16, 2009
Get the fag vagmug. F.O.R.D. Vag stands for Fucked Over Rebuilt Dick vagina. Used when warning the homie before he gets trapped by a trans women.
Bro: what are you doing tonight?
Homie: I think finally got a shot that girl I saw at that party.
Bro: OH shit, didn't nobody tell you?
Homie: Tell me what?
Bro: Naw dog, she sporting F.O.R.D. vag under that hood. Got to let you know before you test drive it.
Homie: Good look'in my boy, almost got my ass caught up being seen in that car.
Bro: Always got your back.
Homie: I think finally got a shot that girl I saw at that party.
Bro: OH shit, didn't nobody tell you?
Homie: Tell me what?
Bro: Naw dog, she sporting F.O.R.D. vag under that hood. Got to let you know before you test drive it.
Homie: Good look'in my boy, almost got my ass caught up being seen in that car.
Bro: Always got your back.
by Zombiewriter75 August 10, 2022
Get the F.O.R.D. Vagmug. by Ho-Vag February 21, 2010
Get the Ho-Vagmug. The olsen twins: caked on eye make up, grunge overload and an aversion to shampoo -- those are two funky vags!
by janitorforfree April 10, 2008
Get the funky vagmug.