Richard Allen Von Taylor 

Richard Allen Von Taylor is the name of a handsome and sexy man who has completley stolen my heart. A guy you piercing green eyes will make you fall to the floor and faint.

You cant help but smile when he comes into the room, time stops. Richard Allen Von Taylor is there. And you think, "wow, im the luckiest girl ever." youre so lucky to have the most caring guy and handsome guy ever to walk the earth. He makes you smile wide and laugh hard. You cant wait to spend the rest of your life with this guy.

"So lucky to have Richard Allen Von Taylor in my life"

"I need to get yourself a Richard Allen Von Taylor"

Richard Allen Von Taylor by ReptilianMaiden May 31, 2018

Die Neue Ordnung von Templer 

Die Neue Ordnung von Templer (founded in mid-2019) is German for "The New Order of Templar"

DNOvT is a Christian-based organization that is heavily inspired by the French Foreign Legion.

The group is based in the United States of America.

Strictly pro-Constitution, one of their primary missions is to dispose of any & all tyrants, domestic & foreign, who dare spit in the face of Liberty.

Although they are a Christian-based group, people of all backgrounds are welcomed with opens arms, similar to the FFL.

"Have you heard about Due Neue Ordnung von Templer?"
"No..?"
"Well, they're one of many growing militias here in the States."
"Oh, really? What's with the German though? It'll paint them as white supremacists by Mainstream Media?"
"That's the point. I guess? Die Neue Ordnung von Templer doesn't give a damn what people THINK they're about. Their founder made it quite apparent that he will personally hang a tyrant regardless of origin."

Die Neue Ordnung von Templer by Contingency_Bravo May 27, 2020

Dick von Zipper 

I would like my penis belong to celebrities, so I call him Dick von Zipper.

I call my penis -- Dick von Zipper

Dick von Zipper by surfwww1 June 7, 2004

Chad Von Thundercock

A Chad Von Tundercock is nucearcrab084, if you ever meet him, say hi Chad Von Thundercock, as anyone with this name can destroy the universe

Hey did you see that Mark guy?
Yea, he was such a Chad Von Thundercock.

Chad Von Thundercock by THECheerioBoy September 19, 2022

katherine von fintel 

the best known person on the Earth, if you ever see this person your probably hallucinating or passing out of her pire awesomeness

the mighty katherine von fintel

katherine von fintel by Forrest_The_Flame February 23, 2015

The Von Stauffenberg 

The Von Stauffenberg is when during intercourse your partner gets upset with you and rams their fist up into your pee hole.

"hey why you walking bow legged joe"
"well i called my girl a hooker and she gave me the Von Stauffenberg"

The Von Stauffenberg by Von Stauffenberg January 16, 2009

Baron Von SheitMire

A Poser who wishes he was in the council of Fourteen Minus Ten but his extreme lack of awesomeness and suppishness got him exiled by Lord Snaffles

BAAARROOON VON SHEEETMIRE sucks eggs

Baron Von SheitMire by Lord Snaffles April 8, 2005