Von Schitzenpants

The commissioner of a fantasy football league that comes last every year. Often, their partner forces them to trade all their good players. This means they are known for collusion.

If I don’t win this week I’ll feel like a Von Schitzenpants.

I can’t believe you Von Schitzenpantsed again!

I’m not worried this week.. I’m playing Von Schitzenpants.

by Divorce Court November 9, 2024

von mayer

When a guy gets an ear piercing but accidentally gets it in the gay ear

Ethan: Did you see Luca got his ear pierced
James: He got a von Mayer it was in the gay ear

by ToxicPeePee December 24, 2023

Von Ryan

Roger guy

I von ryan on Monday.

by Hanting November 5, 2021

mr von

a cat from street wiki who (allegedly)killed mr full

awh hell nah he went straight mr von on that head ahh

by anonymous February 5, 2025

Frederick Von Bae

Frederick Von Bae is an adorable little stuffed animal that would like to be loved.

Frederick Von Bae is so fluffy

by Kliberty05 December 29, 2018

King Von

The ultimate Von, the final destination of Vons, owner of all the Vons below, King Von bitches all the Vons, King Carson, Kendrick Lamar, female miguero, travis Scott etc. King Vons are 5’9 when standing, but 6’4 when walking due to a special technique in lengthening the bones while walking, called “the skinny alien physique”

I’m tired of king Von bitching me I ain’t takin that shit no more ima show him my tweak

by Dalolrx January 23, 2025

De Von

De Von is an amazing, awesome, fantastic guy. He is one of the greatest guys you will ever find. He is timid at first, but he is talkative, funny, and kind once you get to know him. De Von is loyal, sweet, always knows what to say, he can make you smile no matter what, he is the most amazing person, but he will deny it if you say it. He says he has an anger problem, but he certainly doesn't show it.
I'm so lucky, I met a De Von !!

De Von is going places!!!

by De Von November 22, 2021