Te va cargar la verga

North Mexican slang.

In a literal sense it suggests that you’re going to be carried by the dick.

The pc/kid friendly version is te va cargar el payaso, which means you’re going to be carried by the clown.

Both meanings suggest someone’s going to catch a beating, be taken by the waves in a sense or basically to say: You’re dead.
Bro, I just saw your wife blowing Donald Trump.

Tell him: Te va cargar la verga.

You know I can’t do that, he’s the former president of the USA.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 February 07, 2024
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va-ninja

A person who stans Horror ninja Vanja, also known as Vanja.
"dude did you see that hilarious and wonderful tweet vanja just made?"

"oh robert youre such a va-ninja!"
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smithfield, va

a.k.a shitfield, smithvegas, ham town
many people see it as a shitty small town, but smithfield, va is kinda nice actually, however everyone is either a redneck or gang affiliated or somewhere in between
smithfield, va; home of the world's oldest ham
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Would Va

When you see a girl thats quite attractive, you turn to your friend and say 'Would Va?'
Amy walks past Pete & Judd.
Pete says 'Would Va Judd?'
Judd replies 'Oh are, Would Var?'
Pete again.... 'definately'
by scotti2hotti December 07, 2007
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Va-gi-ant

An unusually huge vagina that literally rivals that of a horse.
Kelli and I slept together last night and she has a va-gi-ant.
by scrappington2 February 15, 2021
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va jayjay

aka: vagina pussy beaver pinkcanoe clitoris beardedclam wiskerbisquits snatch snapper hoo-hoo pie twat clit catchersmitt box looselips vagenie V labia cunt cameltoe mooseknuckle
girl1: he texted heyyy
girl2: Oh, he wants your va jayjay
by zany1@ifunny August 19, 2018
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the VA effect

aka depression. The feeling when you realize that maybe this isn't the right school.
Laura is really feeling the VA effect today.
by onans March 20, 2024
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