Twister

n. 1. A violent, destructive rotary ascending movement of a column of air, usually cause by warm & cool air fronts colliding, usually associated with thunderstorms, "T- clouds", & other such clouds..

That damn twister(tornado) took my sister and someday it'll either take me or I'll survive it!!!
"A twister has an angel's wings but the heart of a devil"- (1996) "Tornado!" film

by Anonygnostymo217 March 27, 2019

Tiny twister

Base layer of a fat girls goodie bag every Halloween. Occasionally pulls a nice candied apple at the right door too!

Bro if I bag another asian treat with a tiny twister I'll get a five hour energy and a new romulation.com account!

by Shitschecks February 21, 2019

Alabama Summer Twister

When a sweaty pair of balls gets defecated on and then a vape cloud descends upon the shit.

Will orgasmed from the Alabama Summer Twister that Megan happily delivered last night.

by Comerw March 7, 2019

Timmy tip twister

When a girl sucks a long shlong and bites down on the male tip. Then she performs the worst part of this horrible sex act. She snaps her neck ripping the tip of timmys cock off

Male 1: dude i had an amazing night with your sister
Male 2: wtf shes only 13
Male1: but she gave me a mean timmy tip twister

by Timmysbdayorgasum March 19, 2019

fig twister

An imaginary thing

Gosh unicorns are such a fig twister

by MarJoe28 May 5, 2019

styrofoam twister

When you tickle you gooch with a box.

One way to make yourself feel good by yourself by is to styrofoam twister you ass and push the corner of that box in.

by Littlewolf April 23, 2018

twat-twister

twat-twister: n. - usually a Marxist "feminist" twat, but can be any other vile cultural Marxist who twists everything men say into false "victimhood", or false "male oppression", or "rape", with the larger goals of destroying Western civilization, destroying masculinity, creating class division, and destroying the very notion of family. (contrast with "mainsplaining")

"Did you ever read any of Rebecca Solnit's essays?"

"Nah, I don't have time for any of those twat-twisters"

by barricada September 27, 2017