toasterfucking

Toasterfucking implies an extreme sexual urge. If one is horny enough to fuck a toaster, he is willing to scrape the bottom of the barrel if need be in order to get laid.

Man I was toasterfucking horny on Friday, I had sex with a really fat, deformed chick.

by fanglekai April 4, 2009

ToasterSteve

A suicide method in which one uses a toaster to set their bed on fire and crawls under it, while live streaming on webcam.

High probability of survival.

Invented on 4chan.

ToasterSteve feigned bringing lulz to 4chan by camwhoring the most half-assed suicide attempt in history.

by thoribae October 11, 2018

turd taster

Noun-
A person or co-worker who sucks up to the superiors.

"You fucking turd taster, why dont you back off the mans trousers for a minute?"

by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE May 7, 2005

california twister

rotational fisting whilst dressed as a bear

"i picked up my costume and he gave me a california twister"

by steamy119 March 29, 2010

Armenian Twister

A standard “twister” sex position, except both parties are wearing crotchless Adidas tracksuits and doused in cheap cologne.

Honey, why’s there a hole in your sweatpants? Did you try an Armenian Twister?

by armotwist January 18, 2023

Brave Little Toaster

having sex with a person in a coma while shocking them with the defibrillation paddles

Back when he was a resident, Parker used to BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER bitches in the vegetable ward all the time...

by T. L. Jones August 3, 2008

toasters, the

The original and greatest American ska band of all time.

Reel Big Fish is nothing compared to the blinding ska power of The Toasters. See, ska power is a play on words for raw power... hehehe

by Rauko April 16, 2004