Tuesday

The only day reasonable fit to commit suicide and/or be homosexual without feeling any sort of remorse

Gary-“ I really just wanna die or do something homosexual but my mom said no”
Tyron-“ It’s cuz it ain’t Tuesday my man”

by AgLet- August 9, 2019

Pancake Tuesday

A celebration where you eat lots of foods of the flattish, semi-squishy variety. Often accompanied by maple syrup.
Is synonymous with 'Fat Tuesday' or 'That Day Before Ash Wednesday'.

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On Pancake Tuesday (That Day Before Ash Wednesday), I feasted on so many pancakes that people asked me when my baby was due. o_O

by Sagittaurus February 5, 2008

Standard Tuesday

A phrase used to define a humdrum day full of mediocrity (for all intensive purposes just an ordinary day), and to perpetuate your apathy towards such a day, regardless of what day of the week it actually is.

Steve: Hey Ralph how was your day?
Ralph: Oh you know steve, just your standard tuesday.
Steve: But...its friday.
Ralph: Yeah, I know.

by ATWAi-e-a-o-u November 18, 2011

naked tuesday

When one has freshly washed the bedding and the night one has washed it they sleep in the bed naked. If one has not washed the bedding and they sleep naked this cannot be classed as naked Tuesday but as just sleeping naked. To clarify naked Tuesday doesn't have to be on Tuesday.

Naked Tuesday:
Wife; the bedsheets are in the washing machine
Husband; oh we are having naked Tuesday tonight !
NOT:
Wife: let's sleep naked
Husband: I agree let's sleep naked

by Pizza is my religion November 29, 2014

Pull a tuesday

The act of going to a social environment on a tuesday only to find out that the only thing you want is to have sex with any decent looking tramp in the vicinity.

Yo for real i was playin halo n totaly decided to pull a tuesday n bounce son.

by JohnyBravolish February 26, 2010

Because It's Tuesday

Another way to say Random Acts of Kindness.

He bought her flowers with a note only saying "Because It's Tuesday."

by Likeseafarerslovestars August 7, 2014

Taco Tuesday

When you put meat, lettuce, tomato, sour cream, and cheese in a girl’s pussy and eat her out on a Tuesday

Guy: You down for some Taco Tuesday tonight?
Girl: yeah did you stop by the store?
Guy: I got everything except for taco shells 😏

by MickeyMouse n’ ParkyPoo March 26, 2019