Doss Tube

An absolute stupid and moronic person.

For example when someone forgets to reload his rifle in the middle of a firefight.

Said by Fergus Reid in Wolfenstein: The New Order

Fergus: “Wyatt! You’re empty, you doss tube! Reload for fucks’s sake!”

by GladDyos November 1, 2022

a tube going

When you love someone so much, or are so obsessed with them, that you want to connect a tube from both of your genitals, with which to become pregnant.

Jordan and Annabelle have a tube going.

If you love him so much, why don’t you just get a tube going?

by broccoli_raccoon June 6, 2021

smarties tube

the shape of a penis that is the same girth all the way along

girl: did u pull that lad?
girl 2: yeah he rammed his smarties tube deep inside me

by Ivan1989 March 10, 2008

tube top

a person who is consistently a bad time; a bummer

"That bitch is such a fucking tube top"

by Jeff Custer July 30, 2006

Tube Snake

SLANG~ Surfboard

It is also the name of a ZZ-Top song, "tube snake boogie"

Alfonso: Check those waves dude; you bring the tube snake?
Riccardo: It's called a SURFBOARD you moron

zz top~
When she boogie,
She do the tube snake boogie.

by g-diggity August 31, 2008

tube socks

used foh rasterbating.

Depree:My tube socks were dirty, so I used yours!

by gabbieee August 1, 2007

nube tube

someone who is a crap shot on call of duty 4 or 5 and so instead resorts to firing a grenede from there gun at anything that moves getting numerous unsatifing kills and thinking they are good playes. death to all nube tubers

i get had by nube tube all the time. i want to kill them all (not in the game either)

by addy17baddyuk March 9, 2009