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Truck Fump

This is simply a polite way of saying, "Fuck Trump".
It also bypasses the onboard censors found on many online BBSs and fora (how an anal retentive asshaberdasher would say forums).
Trump is suing states and filing for election results to be suspennded? Truck Fump.
by Telephony November 4, 2020
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smart like tractor

Term used to describe one who is monumentally stupid.
Cleatus is smart like tractor - burned his ball sack trying to light his farts with a propane torch.
by Rod Brock July 24, 2006
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Hick-up Truck

a pickup truck adorned with one or more of the following features:

1. Confederate flag sticker
2. Oversized wheels
3. On a lift
4. Mudflaps that actually get used
5. Mud
6. A knife stuck in the front seat
7. A gun behind the seat
8. NASCAR or other racing brand stickers on the back window
etc.

This type of truck is usually seen in a hicktown and are driven by guys between the age of 16 and 30.
"Hey look, he made his pickup into a hick-up."

"Look at that confederate flag on his truck that has huge wheels and is on a lift! It's definitely a hick-up truck."
by freckers July 20, 2009
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Team guy who almost hit Bella with a truck

The true side of the Twilight team/ side debate.
Margaret: Hey Josh what team are you on? Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Josh: There both gay. I'm team guy who almost hit Bella with a truck
by LookAtMeNoooow January 8, 2012
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big ol' truck

A truck typically driven by males throughout the southern and mid-western regions of the United States, the big ol' truck is considered a symbol of manliness in these regions. Many big ol' trucks are decorated with NASCAR or Git-r-done stickers. Owners of big ol' trucks routinely drive their trucks around in muddy fields in a leisure activity known as muddin'. The amount of mud one is able to plaster over the surface of one's truck is a prime determiner of the social hierarchy in some areas, and getting one's big ol' truck hung up so badly that someone else has to come pull it out with a chain is a very typical male bonding experience. Such experiences are glorified in some country music pieces, though they are painted in a more heterosexual light. Men who own or whose family's have been known to own specific makes and models of trucks often have very rigid opinions about their specific truck and are often very critical of other makes and models. Numerous debates on such subjects are very typical elements of conversation.
Jim Bob:"Hey there Leroy, you wanna come check out mah big ol' truck?"
Leroy: "Awright, man, what you got goin' on now?"
Jim Bob:"I finally got me a Dodge Ram twenty five hunnert SLT Diesel Big Horn Edition. Its real big."
Leroy: "Shiiiittt, man, I bet you really tearin' up them fields now, boy."
Jim Bob: "Yea, buddy, but the uther day I was foolin' around up there in that field offa Mason Road and I got hung up real bad in a ditch as deep as the height of yer' garage door here. Ol' George had come pull me right outta that thing with a heavy duty chain."
Leroy: "Yea, he's got one a them Ford ef' two fifty Triton Diesel V8 superduty kingcab jobbies don't he. That sonofabitch could pull anything outta anything."
Jim Bob: "Yea, probly, but I tell ya what, them Fords is still junk."
Leroy: "I hear ya there boy."
by Leroy' Jenkins' May 26, 2007
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trucker

1)one who drives a truck

2)the coolest people in the world
by futuretrucker January 24, 2005
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Tractor Pull

The act of two women (or persons... blech) inserting opposing ends of a string of anal beads in thier asses while on hands and knees facing away from eachother. They then clench and crawl away from each other with the goal being to pull the beads from the opponents ass... thus winning the tractor pull. Special multi end bead chains can be used for group tractor pulls with 3 or more contestants. As with the original fair ground tractor pull this is best when performed in front of hordes of chearing men.
Dude 1: My old lady lost the tractor pull in the final round this weekend and has been shitting the bed ever since.

Dude 2: That nasty man.

Dude 1: Im not sure if the beads did it or the fact that she had to spend the night with the winners boyfriend.

Dude 2: Naw dude I took it easy on that hole.
by Crazy Larry December 9, 2004
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