Tear Jerker

To shed tears onto one's penis while masturbating, typically following rejection, failure, or general sorrow.

A: Well, the Lions lost again—better go home and cry on my dick.

B: Yeah, last week I had a nice tear jerker set to Jewel's "Foolish Games".

by hologrammar June 6, 2011

Tattooed tears

Tattoos that look like tears under your right eye that show that you killed someone

To all my niggaz facin sixty years, sheddin
tattooed tears - tupac

by Demqr1 February 15, 2010

crying the white tears of love

A euphenism for male ejaculation, a phrase likely coined by B. Boulton.

I was busy at it, vinegar strokes and all, she tickled my sack and before I knew it I was crying the white tears of love!

by rc55 March 5, 2004

I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock

Used by Eegra in their valentines day comic, where Bowser handed Peach a card with this phrase, and subsequently believes it is a sweet love message. Or something. Whatever the case, it's an exclamation yelled at a loved one that expresses ones awkwardness in a social or romantic situation.

"Happy valentines day! I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock!"

by Kyouchou Budgie April 28, 2009

Tongue Tearer

noun:

A rather simple torture device where large tongs/calipers are used to tear out the victim's tongue.

Popular way to punish heratics...so that they don't spread their blasphamy.

A tongue tearer can also be used to tear off other body parts.

by Argonak April 12, 2008

Tearrorist

Noun; One who uses crying as their main means of negotiation.

My Brother cry's to get his way, he's such a tearrorist

by Jacob The Snacob November 15, 2007

tears

1. To pull apart or rip open something.
2. A drop of the clear salty liquid that is secreted by the lachrymal gland of the eye to lubricate the surface between the eyeball and eyelid and to wash away irritants.

1. My clothes were full of tears
2. I cried tears of happiness when I found out that Billy was finally coming home.

by ArsenicTears April 13, 2006