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Swimmer's trance 

(n.) A condition of daydreaming while swimming laps for competitive competition/practice. The tendency of someone to have such a condition while swimming generally reflects their vulnerability of daydreaming and can impair their memory such as not being able to recall how long of a distance they are swimming, what stroke they may be swimming and how long they may need to swim it for. This phenomenon generally occurs more frequently during a longer swim for swimmers at a swimming distance rate of x/y=1/1.5 where x, equal to one, is the average length of the swam distance per a workout or meet and where y, equal to 1.5, is the added distance in which a swimmer may have higher chances of being subject to swimmer's trance. Therefore, if the average distance swam by a swimmer was 200 meters during his/her workout or competition per each time he/she swam again in their workout then swimmer's trance would likely occur more frequently at distances of 300 meters or more. For this reason many long-distance events in a swim meet now have counters in which another person flips a sign with rotating board windows to indicate the number of laps already swum. Usually a solid red square or rectangle is used to indicate that upon reaching the next wall after this flip turn that they should stop swimming and almost eliminates the chances of swimmer's trance affecting a swimmer's time in competition.
Mike suffered from such a bad case of swimmer's trance that he couldn't lead off his lane for practice with concerns that he would forget what they were supposed to be swimming.
Swimmer's trance by Ohh Baracuda! February 15, 2007
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Transrace 

to be born one race and then choose to represent yourself as another race, & in the progress totally disowning your born racial background and fabricating a new racial identity and history.
Rachel Dolezal in 2007: "I am tired of living life as a white woman, I want to become black"
'Black dude': "Everybody WANNABE a nigga but don't nobody WANT TO BE a nigga"
Dave Chapelle: "Be careful what you ask for missus .... or should I say DARKNESS!"
Rachel Dolezal: "No I really want to transrace, I've got my life story made up already, & I've already started disowning my white parents"
Chris Brown: "I can transform ya"

Transgender Derangement Syndrome 

Transgender Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a phenomenon which typically occurs in the minds of those who dislike the existence of those who are transgender. In essence, it is when the subject of transgender people and transgender Culture War politics are brought up despite it having no relevance to the conversation at hand.

This can be most likely attributed to the sufferer's constant paranoia and delusions about a monolithic "Big Trans" entity. Where, similar to many cases of schitzophrenia, they believe that not stopping this entity would mean the destruction of the world and humanity as a whole.
Alice: "Hey, my friend Jake just beat me in an arm wrestle. How can I get back at him?"
Bob: "You can try to lift weights, but ultimately, biologically, men will always be stronger than women. This is why these damn biological males and transgender women should not be allowed in sports and in women's spaces!!"
Alice: "Wow..I never even mentioned trans people though? Are you suffering from Transgender Derangement Syndrome?"

Transcel 

A transgender incel - they believe attraction and interest are owed to them, and guilt people into dating them, or shame them for alternate lifestyles.
"Did this transcel really just shame me for not wanting to date her?"
Transcel by CRASHjester September 13, 2020

Discord Trannies

Originated from 4chan. Basically a SJW that jumps into 4chan threads to try and make anon feel bad for being on 4chan. Thread hilariously erupts as anon calls out the discord tranny and tells them to BTFO!!
OP: >Posts shitty libtard twitter screenshot
OP: Wow anon, looks like we are finally winning the war against the evil alt-right incels.
Anon: /pol/ isn't for discord trannies, get the fuck out.
OP: *GASP* ...h...how dare you... y...you call me out.... TRIGGERED
Discord Trannies by TheFotherMucker January 28, 2019

transcurious 

A person who is curious in being transgender, or thinks they might be transgender.
Jane is transcurious and thinks she might be transgender.
transcurious by xXLaelXx June 10, 2011

Tranime Girl Syndrome 

Tranime Girl Syndrome (TGS) is a transgender person who sees themselves as an anime girl, likely due to constant brainwashing by transgender propaganda groups using Astolfo as their mascot. They often use anime girl avatars and swap to another one frequently. This is not to be confused with people who have suffered real gender dysphoria since birth. They are just fetishists who were likely tired of being incels and turned prison gay to get any kind of sexual attention. It is common amongst those with TGS to transition and then face the harsh reality that they don't look like an anime girl, contributing to the 41% statistic.
look at her pfp, she clearly has tranime girl syndrome