Tom Trickaries

The act involved in Tom foolaries

Dad-Yawl boys doin that Tom Foolaries today?
Son-No sir.not at all
Dad-Well i know good and well youns are.ya better take your Tom Trickaries summers else!

by danerdawg September 28, 2009

Dewsbury Tracksuit

Worn by girls who go out in their pyjamas to Tesco, corner shop for fags etc. Usually Primark pyjamas. Can also include indoor-based booties.

Coined during the case of Shannon Matthews, when many unemployed locals of the Dewsbury estate were filmed outside in their pyjamas regularly.

To my horror whilst shopping in Waitrose, I saw one of those awful benefit types pushing a trolley around and wearing a Dewsbury Tracksuit.

by FCeebs21 November 6, 2010

sass track

Background music in a television program - often emulating a pizzicato playing technique - used to punctuate on-screen dialog that is meant to be interpreted as sassy, ironic, or clever.

They play that annoying sass track whenever the characters are trying to be clever.

by NochimKerker February 27, 2011

tiger tracks

1. Tracks left by tigers.
2. When one shits their pants and leaves stains in their underwear. Often mistaken for bloodstains. A polite way of identifying shit stains.

1. That must be a large tiger that left those tiger tracks in the sand.
2. Looks at those tiger tracks you left in your shorts after that roller coaster ride.

or
You must have laid some serious tiger tracks after that ski run.

by Trystsun December 17, 2011

Con-Track

When a band/label release a song which is not representative of the album it is from.

Guy: "hey dude did you hear the new Fictus track on the radio? it's awesome, i'm gonna go buy the album right now!"

Me: "don't bother, it's a Con-Track, the rest of the album is crap and sounds nothing like it"

Guy: "oh. that's extremely disappointing"

Me: "indeed"

by theCOO August 30, 2013

snail tracker

A man who prefers to date women that are slow minded or dull-witted.

"Yo, that homeboy loves them dumb bitches! He be a snail tracker, yo!"

by Zombie Assassin November 7, 2014

crack tracking

Verb: 'Crack Tracking', the term is used to describe someone smuggling crack across state borders.

Define: I wonder if that sketchy looking cunt who is filling up their car at that servo is Crack Tracking?

by ThatCuntHole January 3, 2016