dinger tots

A straight white male, cocky in nature, known by his crew for hitting lots of dingers; it is common knowledge that if he is not hitting dingers he can be found getting high or at the local KFC
Opposing team: "move in this kid sucks"
Dinger tots:"fuck you I'm dinger tots!"
by Bret3576 April 23, 2016
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Mr. Tot

A very handsome man. He's a little gay, but that's okay! Gay people are just like you and me. Sometimes he likes to put his ears back and look like a princess. He's also a dachshund.
Person 1: "What the fuck is that?"
Person 2: "Oh that? That's my dog. His name is Mr. Tot."
by cobie_ February 25, 2023
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Tainter Tots

This delicious delicacy is made with the leftover smegma from your gooch. The tasty remnants are then rolled up into little tatter tot sized balls and baked on high for 30-35 minutes. It is crucial that they are given 5 minutes to cool, as this will complete the crisping process. Recommended for ages 5+
Johnny Crapplebees: Yo Tyrant, I’m looking for a nice side to go with my turkey sandwich. Any suggestions?

Tyrantula: Juicy Johnson.. I got the perfect snack for you. Try some of the Tainter Tots I made last night, they’ll really hit the spot and even pack some protein. I also have a nice creamy dipping sauce for ya too if you’re interested ;)

Johnny Crapplebees: Wow.
by Stoney69 March 23, 2019
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Tater totting

Term referring to a couple who is neither dating nor single, but "talking". They are not ready to commit but don't talk to other people
Bill and Jane are tater totting because Bill just got out of a relationship with Sally.
by Pie hole April 25, 2016
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Texas Tator Tot

Any kid who has an older brother and he has small penis and is in highschool or college
That sucks your brother has a Texas Tator Tot.
What's up Texas Tator Tot.
I heard that boy has a Texas Tator Tot.
by Tuck is a soup January 11, 2017
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Tits and tots

A crude form of saying “women and children”.
Hey, lifeboats are for tits and tots first. You humps can swim for yourselves.

The train engineer wouldn’t blow the whistle when I did the arm pump on the platform. He yelled out the window, “You’re too old dude. The horn is for tits and tots ONLY.”
by Walking_Eagle May 06, 2022
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