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cock and ball torture 

A form of sexual activity including the torture of the cock and left nut. Very high risk, and very low reward.
-I heard Jimmy did cock and ball torture yesterday!
-Damn he's stupid.

Chinese Jork Torture 

When you are captured by an insurgent and they jork your shit with alcohol till it peels and then keep going till it bleeds.
"My boy Terry got Chinese Jork Tortured by his Ex, his meat was raw gang 😭😭"

Chinese Jork Torture 

When you are captured by the CCP and to extract information from you they jerk your shit with 99% percent alcohol till it peels.
"Yo my buddy Jared got the Chinese Jork Torture the other day when he got caught flaming Xi Jingping on Douyin live."

Cockroach ball torture 

The act of putting a straw in your cock and letting a cockroach climb in
I should would like some cockroach ball torture

Afghani Cum Torture 

Much like Chinese Water Torture, however rather than water slowly dropping onto one's head, cum is, directly from another tortured person.
"Hey Steve, wanna come over and watch the Afghani Cum Torture going on in my basement?"

It's torture son, straight torture!

Hym "It's torture son, straight torture! Heheheheh... *Sigh* Still you literally are torturing a guy to get him to accept your lord and savoir Jesus Christ, essentially. 'Say Jesus good! Say Satan bad! A good person would say Satan bad!' As you piss in my face while and infection eats away at my brain. The greatest brain! THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!!!"