you toobs

a very cringy boomer term that basically means a video on youtube. the correct way to say it: "i watched a video" instead of "i watched a you toob"

hey kiddo, watching some you toobs?

by Lil barnacles #1 fan October 30, 2021

Tobias

The gayest name the world has ever seen.

''Why do people call him gay?''

''His name is Tobias.''
''Oh.''

by OlliJuicer November 4, 2020

toob

very selective name for a fat ass with a fat head. shorter version of a sausage toob, the rolls on a fat persons head look like a sausage toob.

Hey look at that fat ass, his head looks like a sausage toob.

by dewade123 November 14, 2009

tobias

a spanish slang term with similar meaning to shit, poop, or crap

Don't go in there. I just took a dump, and it smells like tobias.

by MikeJones63748 March 4, 2009

toobies

Part of a Spoonerism, referring to large breasts

She has bremendous toobies!

by Txmn July 6, 2006

Tobiassen

A word used to describe a large penis on a tiny man.

Hey di you sleep with Jason?
Yeah but he is actually a Tobiassen

by A man with a penis54525 November 8, 2011

Tobias

1. Tobias Funke, former Analyst/Therapist turned "actor" from Arrested Development known for his latent homoerotic tendencies, deep denial, balding pate, and a known nevernude.
2. Anyone in serious self-denial about their true nature.

Yeah, Gena's still dating that Tobias... I wonder which one of them is in deeper denial?

by tacostacos November 23, 2005