THE TOAD

My ex boyfriend Carlo is one son of a bitch! Not only did he break up with me on my birthday, he gave me the toad! I hope he dies!

by Brittany T April 22, 2008

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Penis Toad

It's A Very Small Penis the When inserted in the vagina nether on of them gets pleasure for the intercorse.

Guy: im not feeling anything

Girl : is it in, are we having sex?

Guy: yes!

Girl: You have a penis toad.....

by Je12619 July 12, 2012

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flaming toad

Fucking a girl who has vaginal wards and gonnhorea.

Man, I just got back from the clinic. Turns out, that skeezer from the bar was a total flaming toad.

by falanges123 December 18, 2009

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hoax toad

a tranny that pretends to be a woman and lures men into his disgusting love shack, only for the men to realize later that they have just been cheated into bein a homo.

dude, that chick over there is a hoax toad. he tried that on me a couple weeks ago and i punched him in the nose....he beat my ass afterwards tho....hey man....*puts hand on freind's shoulder*

by gizzyg June 14, 2010

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Shwag toad

1.The lowest quality of psychoactive toad
2. An insult towards anyone/anything

1. Dude1: "Dude lick this toad!"
Dude2: "Ok! (lick) OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It did nothing.
Dude1: "it's because it's a shwag toad"
Dude2: "Dude you need to get new dealers"

2. Dude1: "Hey did you finish our project"
Dude2: "No I lost it, hey can I borrow your xbox controller?"
Dude1: " What how can you lose our final!"
Dude2: "So can I borrow your controller?"
Dude1: "Shut up you shwag toad!"

by Jesus bagglewhopper May 22, 2010

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