Brown towel affair-when you run out of toilet paper and you have to result in wiping your ass with a hand towel.
"Stephen noticed Ron didn't have any toilet paper and had to use his hand towel to wipe his bum now that's a brown towel affair"
by Fasteddie666 May 30, 2016
Get the Brown Towel Affair mug.The colloquial nickname which locals have given to the city of North Las Vegas, Nevada. The nickname, which most likely began as a derogatory term for the city, has permeated the locals' vocabulary to such an extent as it no longer carries the negative connotation it once did.
My boy, who was just released from the North Las Vegas city jail, told me upon leaving, "Man, don't ever get locked up in North Town...CCDC down in Vegas is MUCH better."
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Get the Poche Town mug.Someone who never leaves their town and eventually raises a family in the same town they were raised in. These people tend to remain in the same social clique for their whole life. They are always living in the past.
Lorie is a townie. She married a boy from high school and they now live in the same town they grew up in.
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Get the Townie mug.A police officer that, instead of actually helping society and arresting people for actual crimes, like to to a list of annoying things because of their lack of actual things to respond to or stop; such as
1. sit by areas where the speed limit drops significantly with a radar gun to get you for 5mph over cause you didn't slow down quick enough
2.harass teenagers while they are just walking around not doing anything wrong asking them what they are up to.
3.not respond to burglary calls (My friend and his dad had this happen)
4. Act like town curfew means "immediate quarantine" and love to fine you up the ass for breaking this even if your standing 50 feet away from your yard.
5. think skateboarding/longboarding is a serious crime, although it can be annoying they take the rules to far on this one.
I don't have problems with authority, just bored fat pricks with a badge and tazers.
1. sit by areas where the speed limit drops significantly with a radar gun to get you for 5mph over cause you didn't slow down quick enough
2.harass teenagers while they are just walking around not doing anything wrong asking them what they are up to.
3.not respond to burglary calls (My friend and his dad had this happen)
4. Act like town curfew means "immediate quarantine" and love to fine you up the ass for breaking this even if your standing 50 feet away from your yard.
5. think skateboarding/longboarding is a serious crime, although it can be annoying they take the rules to far on this one.
I don't have problems with authority, just bored fat pricks with a badge and tazers.
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