tits

Cushiony, soft, sexy pillows of love.

Phil wasnt really listening to Sam. She was too boing too talk to, so he staed at her tits. Mmm Tits...

by me@home August 8, 2007

bologna tits

Breasts which display bologna-like properties. The said breasts may be male or female.

Man I'd like to stick those bologna tits between to slabs of bread with some mothafuckin' mayo.

by mc hammer December 3, 2003

weasel tits

Droopy, saggy breasts that resemble a weasle.

Often times they are seen on "hippy" or "alternative" women that do not wear a bra in a rediculous attempt to end sexism. The lack of support results in drooping tits, and thus, weasel tits.

Dude, that crazy hippy girl has some serious weasel tits, those things are down to her stomach.

by Mr. Vice President October 26, 2007

tits out for the boys

A chant sung by groups of homosocial/bromantic young males.

Very, very male.

Tits out, for the boys
Tits out for the boys
Tits out for the boys
Bring your cunt out and some toys

by aaronjohnw March 30, 2008

what's-her-tits

A phrase to refer to a girl when you can't remember her name, similar to what's-her-name. Also the feminine version of what's-his-nuts.

What's-her-tits left her shit here again, I hate it when she does that!

by cryinghill June 3, 2005

tits magee

Tits Magee is a person, any person, with nice tits, or huge fatty titties, or sporting medium tits and great cleavage. When you refer to someone as tits magee you can do it in front of them or close to them and just refer to them as "magee" and drop the tits. They can be ugly, hot, fat, but when you refer to a fat person as "magee" you say it with a sort of sarcastic snarl, but a hot chick would be refered to with a desired tone.

Guy 1: "Hey, who hit on you at the club?"
Guy 2: "Fuggin tits magee"(with a sarcastic snarl cause she was fat and obnoxious and had hug fatty titty cleavage that shook like a tsunami tidle wave when she danced).

by Red May 13, 2005

Tetsu

a bass player in l'arc en ciel and also the name of malice mizer's first vocalist

by someone October 27, 2003