"I told my sister I didn't sleep with my cousin, but I was inside her at the time."
"Dude, that's an Alabama Bullshit."
"Dude, that's an Alabama Bullshit."
by Nyoomanator July 16, 2021
Get the Alabama Bullshitmug. by thewiseone069 February 24, 2010
Get the Bullshit Pifermug. Its name says it all. It detects bullshit and crap that piles from other people's mouths like verbal shite. They don't know your detecting their full of shite approach and i probably doubt they care. But hey oh. Your bullshit detector goes off the radar when you speak to certain people and you have that quizzical look on your face, a raised eye brow and your hand on your chin and they still talk shite at you.
Bullshit detectors are a must have. - get one today.
Bullshit detectors are a must have. - get one today.
"Hey Dave my bullshit detector tells me your talkin a load of shit."
That guy talks a load of shit. My bullshit detector ran right of the spectrum soon as he opened his mouth.
That guy talks a load of shit. My bullshit detector ran right of the spectrum soon as he opened his mouth.
by Moscow Man June 8, 2020
Get the BULLSHIT DETECTORmug. When a video game has random components that make it difficult and that are unpredictable, that game is said to be bullshit hard.
by jakezeppelinfan December 12, 2013
Get the bullshit hardmug. by Welldur March 12, 2019
Get the tweaker bullshitmug. Arbitrary bullshit is anything the contents of which does not matter that holds little to no intrinsic value, the discussing of which would entail such uses of energy and time that it is better dismissed.
Arbitrary bullshit is often assembled by people with low-intelligence, it is not their fault that they believe it to be important but also should not be treated as valuable as it may lead to the manifestation of more arbitrary bullshit by the original creator. This is often accompanied by feelings by the creator that what is objectively arbitrary bullshit is an original thought that others would benefit from hearing.
Arbitrary bullshit is often assembled by people with low-intelligence, it is not their fault that they believe it to be important but also should not be treated as valuable as it may lead to the manifestation of more arbitrary bullshit by the original creator. This is often accompanied by feelings by the creator that what is objectively arbitrary bullshit is an original thought that others would benefit from hearing.
Some examples of arbitrary bullshit
"'God is a woman' has more listens than 'God is a man' which is showing how society has changed and is waking up to the fact that woman are the future."
In this example of arbitrary bullshit, the creator of said arbitrary bullshit has made a statement that will bring up many to tell their opinions. This is the "arbitrary bullshit exponential effect," and is easy to be sucked into if unaware. It leads
"'God is a woman' has more listens than 'God is a man' which is showing how society has changed and is waking up to the fact that woman are the future."
In this example of arbitrary bullshit, the creator of said arbitrary bullshit has made a statement that will bring up many to tell their opinions. This is the "arbitrary bullshit exponential effect," and is easy to be sucked into if unaware. It leads
by centerOfTheMatrix December 8, 2018
Get the arbitrary bullshitmug. The information you put in an essay the day before it's due that doesn't have any revelance to your topic whatsoever; its only purpose is take take up space.
Steve:Hey Jim, what did you get on you history essay?
Jim: I got an 80. What did you get?
Steve: I got a 100.
Jim: How?!?!?
Steve: I don't know because it was filled with educated bullshit about the Reagan Administration.
Jim: I got an 80. What did you get?
Steve: I got a 100.
Jim: How?!?!?
Steve: I don't know because it was filled with educated bullshit about the Reagan Administration.
by Lostnflight October 3, 2012
Get the Educated Bullshitmug.